No surprise, Smonster, as it seems tailor-made for you! Congratulations, sweetie!!!
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
javachik - Aug 12, 2011 11:22:29 am PDT #27529 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Scrappy - Aug 12, 2011 11:22:34 am PDT #27530 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Yay, smonster!!
Tom Scola - Aug 12, 2011 11:23:16 am PDT #27531 of 30000
hwæt
YAY!!
Calli - Aug 12, 2011 11:25:55 am PDT #27532 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, smonster!
Anne W. - Aug 12, 2011 11:28:57 am PDT #27533 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
That's awesome, smonster!
Atropa - Aug 12, 2011 11:29:41 am PDT #27534 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
CONGRATULATIONS, SMONSTER!
Polter-Cow - Aug 12, 2011 11:31:20 am PDT #27535 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
WOOOO GO SMONSTER YOU ARE A ROCK STAR.
amych - Aug 12, 2011 11:33:44 am PDT #27536 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
GO SMONSTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Scola - Aug 12, 2011 11:35:22 am PDT #27537 of 30000
hwæt
Wait. Does this mean you really are a cyborg?
Stephanie - Aug 12, 2011 11:36:30 am PDT #27538 of 30000
Trust my rage
Smonster, such great news! But yes, you really were perfect. They are lucky they found you!