Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Aug 12, 2011 11:28:57 am PDT #27533 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

That's awesome, smonster!


Atropa - Aug 12, 2011 11:29:41 am PDT #27534 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

CONGRATULATIONS, SMONSTER!


Polter-Cow - Aug 12, 2011 11:31:20 am PDT #27535 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

WOOOO GO SMONSTER YOU ARE A ROCK STAR.


amych - Aug 12, 2011 11:33:44 am PDT #27536 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

GO SMONSTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tom Scola - Aug 12, 2011 11:35:22 am PDT #27537 of 30000
hwæt

Wait. Does this mean you really are a cyborg?


Stephanie - Aug 12, 2011 11:36:30 am PDT #27538 of 30000
Trust my rage

Smonster, such great news! But yes, you really were perfect. They are lucky they found you!


Hil R. - Aug 12, 2011 11:41:10 am PDT #27539 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yay smonster!


Toddson - Aug 12, 2011 11:41:35 am PDT #27540 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Congratulations smonster!


brenda m - Aug 12, 2011 11:42:35 am PDT #27541 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Meant to be!


smonster - Aug 12, 2011 11:43:44 am PDT #27542 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Thanks, y'all. God, I had a moment of terror when my phone rang and he started off with "Well..."

Does this mean you really are a cyborg?

::shifty eyes::