You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Aug 12, 2011 11:23:16 am PDT #27531 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

YAY!!


Calli - Aug 12, 2011 11:25:55 am PDT #27532 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations, smonster!


Anne W. - Aug 12, 2011 11:28:57 am PDT #27533 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

That's awesome, smonster!


Atropa - Aug 12, 2011 11:29:41 am PDT #27534 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

CONGRATULATIONS, SMONSTER!


Polter-Cow - Aug 12, 2011 11:31:20 am PDT #27535 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

WOOOO GO SMONSTER YOU ARE A ROCK STAR.


amych - Aug 12, 2011 11:33:44 am PDT #27536 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

GO SMONSTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tom Scola - Aug 12, 2011 11:35:22 am PDT #27537 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Wait. Does this mean you really are a cyborg?


Stephanie - Aug 12, 2011 11:36:30 am PDT #27538 of 30000
Trust my rage

Smonster, such great news! But yes, you really were perfect. They are lucky they found you!


Hil R. - Aug 12, 2011 11:41:10 am PDT #27539 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yay smonster!


Toddson - Aug 12, 2011 11:41:35 am PDT #27540 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Congratulations smonster!