I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Aug 08, 2011 5:39:31 pm PDT #27249 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

YOUR GHOST IS POSTING OMG.


SailAweigh - Aug 08, 2011 5:40:04 pm PDT #27250 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Braaaaiiinnssss!


§ ita § - Aug 08, 2011 5:41:03 pm PDT #27251 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I'm here posting, ergo, I'm fine.

Having posted here before I went to the hospital to have my face sewn back together, that's by no mean guaranteed.


SailAweigh - Aug 08, 2011 5:43:08 pm PDT #27252 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Ah, see, I probably wouldn't post first in that case. I'd dial 911 or a family member and wait until I got back.

I drive my daughter nuts. She'll call to say she's been injured/in an accident and she gets all bent because I don't sob all over her. Hey, she could call, she was coherent, therefore not dead or dying. I save the wailing and rending for death.


§ ita § - Aug 08, 2011 5:46:53 pm PDT #27253 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I was squeezing the split shut with one hand and typing idly with the other.

I *could* call my parents before I go into the hospital for something unexpected, but that will just worry them. Just because I can speak intelligibly doesn't mean it's not hepatitis or something they don't want me to have by myself.


Ginger - Aug 08, 2011 5:56:39 pm PDT #27254 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Nothing looks better after *I* iron it. That's why god made dry cleaners and clothes that look okay if rescued quickly from the dryer.

So glad you aren't posting from Oz, Sail. I once watched a tornado touch down about three blocks away from where I was standing next to my stalled car waiting for a wrecker. It seemed strangely not related to me, and I had nowhere to run anyway. It did help me understand a little the people who are videoing the tornado while saying, "Look at that."


smonster - Aug 08, 2011 6:07:55 pm PDT #27255 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I am horribly ashamed to admit (and pretty damn mystified to boot) that there was something on my ironing board cover that may have been ::cringes:: cat urine. (Srsly, how in the fucking fuck?) Anyway, I used a towel for a cover instead and now have one pair of pants and two shirts all ironed. The effort has been made.

Now to prep interview questions (how we hatesss them, preciousss).


Zenkitty - Aug 08, 2011 6:09:34 pm PDT #27256 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Nothing looks better after *I* iron it. That's why god made dry cleaners and clothes that look okay if rescued quickly from the dryer.

Oh, this. I don't even know where my iron is. If something is wrinkled and I care, I toss it in the dryer for ten minutes with a damp washcloth. Good enough.


Barb - Aug 08, 2011 6:11:04 pm PDT #27257 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

The Woolite wrinkle release spray is a godsend for quick fixes, too.


smonster - Aug 08, 2011 6:11:18 pm PDT #27258 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I've owned that iron for nine years and this is the first time I used it. I watched some Real Simple youtube videos first. Sadly, I don't own a dryer, and I've never found the "hang it in the bathroom while you shower" method to be very useful.