tummy rubs in a clock wise direction. always clockwise. and there's a yoga position called "wind releasing posture" (no joke) that's just lying on your back holding one bent knee into yr chest with the other straight out in front. then switch legs.
Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - Jul 12, 2011 5:44:27 pm PDT #25309 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Kate P. - Jul 12, 2011 6:14:03 pm PDT #25310 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Hee, I'm loving everyone offering their own advice on farting. We are awesome.
Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2011 6:25:36 pm PDT #25311 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Oh that's great, I didn't know there really was a yoga position called Waiting to Fart! Hilarious
brenda m - Jul 12, 2011 6:42:19 pm PDT #25312 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Zen, I think I pulled a muscle just trying to picture getting into that position.
DCJensen - Jul 12, 2011 7:06:05 pm PDT #25313 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
The only thing they found to deal with it was Rifampin, a tuberculosis medication.
Hey, that's what I'm on for my collection of medical problems!
It sure body slammed whateverthehell I had at the time, good luck!
DCJensen - Jul 12, 2011 7:09:26 pm PDT #25314 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Apparently all the real Democratic candidates beat the fake Democratic candidates in the primaries in Wisconsin today.
Who'd a thunk?
It sounded like one of Brain's plans from Pinky and the Brain.
DCJensen - Jul 12, 2011 7:14:00 pm PDT #25315 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
There's a zeppelin a few miles from where I work this week. I wish I had time to go ride it.
Helium, not Hydrogen, thank goodness.
Andi and I were talking about it and now I want to have SG-1 on the thing.
Teal'c: t squeaky voice It appears we have sprung a leak.
Jack: t squeaky voice You think?
smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:33:55 pm PDT #25316 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hee, I'm loving everyone offering their own advice on farting. We are awesome.
I totally passed gas just reading the conversation. /tipsy tmi
My friend/former coworker is here staying with me and going to a conference, and we went out for dinner and drinks with another friend/former coworker who is still at MFC. Man, the more we talk, the more bizarre/incompetent/sketchy shit comes to light. You can't make this stuff up, I swear. Like, the ED got a head injury while on a work trip with the COO (a convicted bank fraud felon, for those not playing along in Natter), and that's when he got so powerful, and we're more than half seriously speculating that he hit her on the head and is taking advantage of her brain damage. IDEK.
I'ma say it again. Best. Layoff. Ever.
omnis_audis - Jul 12, 2011 8:49:49 pm PDT #25317 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Netflix upped their prices. Grrr. $1 more per month and 1less DVD at a time. Grrr.
meara - Jul 12, 2011 8:52:58 pm PDT #25318 of 30000
Wow, Smonster, that's craxxy!
Why is it some days I have no trouble eating less than my diet-allotted calories, and other days I could (and um, do) eat twice the allotment? Seriously--in trying to eat 1400 calories a day (even though fitbit says I'm burning 2200) and last week on one say I ate 2800 calories. Today 1050 and I'm quite full going to sleep. Wtf? (ok yes today I ate lots more fruit and less processed stuff blah blah but I also wasn't hovering everything in sight!)