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Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2011 4:29:04 pm PDT #25299 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy birthday, Seska!

Glad the surgery went well, Vortex! Sorry about the residual issues.

Hooray for working indoor plumbing, smonster!

You know what's annoying? Random texts from needy acquaintances who are all "I got a vibe you were mad at me. Did I do something wrong?"

People who take everything personally drive me nuts too. Is this the sort of person who simply will not believe that everything you do in her presence is not, in fact, about her? "Are you SURE you're not mad at me?"

ear plugs

Protect your hearing! Signed, Yours forever, Tinnitus And Hearing Loss

SailAweigh - Jul 12, 2011 4:30:09 pm PDT #25300 of 30000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Lie down on your left side. It may take a while, but it will help. Lying on your right is not as effective. Don't ask me why. This was the advice someone gave me ages ago and it works; if I'm gassy, it does help relieve the problem.

brenda m - Jul 12, 2011 4:38:24 pm PDT #25301 of 30000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What Sail said, and also gently rub your stomach in slow circles.

sj - Jul 12, 2011 5:05:26 pm PDT #25302 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Vortex, what brenda and Sail said and I also find a combination of tums and tylenol helps.

Steph L. - Jul 12, 2011 5:06:58 pm PDT #25303 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Here is my flash of brilliance for the day: just get the hell out of an argument between someone who is transsexual and someone who is transgender, when the TS person is soapboxing about what "transgender people" really believe.

(TS person is busy saying that TG people don't mind being mistaken for *either* gender, because gender doesn't matter to them. The TG person is, perhaps rightly so, saying, "Just because I can't afford surgery doesn't mean I want people to assume I'm the wrong gender!" I was only in there to comment on some weird academic point. So I'm getting out before there is blood. Well, you know. ONLINE blood.)

Ginger - Jul 12, 2011 5:22:24 pm PDT #25304 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Do you have any mint tea or peppermint, Vortex?

§ ita § - Jul 12, 2011 5:31:30 pm PDT #25305 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why does TS person think they can speak for TG, especially to TG?

Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2011 5:32:24 pm PDT #25306 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am FULL OF GAS. and it's rather unpleasant. Any thoughts for natural remedies?

Do the bicycle position, where you prop your hips up on your hands and lift your legs in the air, except put your feet on the floor/bed behind your head. Then relax. But keep breathing. This is the yoga position known as "Waiting to Fart".

Steph L. - Jul 12, 2011 5:32:58 pm PDT #25307 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Why does TS person think they can speak for TG, especially to TG?

I'm thinking a serious case of it's-true-for-me-therefore-it-must-be-true-for-everyone. I will stick around and watch the fireworks, but only in a lurking capacity.

§ ita § - Jul 12, 2011 5:42:12 pm PDT #25308 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it's-true-for-me-therefore-it-must-be-true-for-everyone

But...but...that's like, never true.

You know. Generally.

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