Hee, I'm loving everyone offering their own advice on farting. We are awesome.
Jasmine ,'Power Play'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh that's great, I didn't know there really was a yoga position called Waiting to Fart! Hilarious
Zen, I think I pulled a muscle just trying to picture getting into that position.
The only thing they found to deal with it was Rifampin, a tuberculosis medication.
Hey, that's what I'm on for my collection of medical problems!
It sure body slammed whateverthehell I had at the time, good luck!
Apparently all the real Democratic candidates beat the fake Democratic candidates in the primaries in Wisconsin today.
Who'd a thunk?
It sounded like one of Brain's plans from Pinky and the Brain.
There's a zeppelin a few miles from where I work this week. I wish I had time to go ride it.
Helium, not Hydrogen, thank goodness.
Andi and I were talking about it and now I want to have SG-1 on the thing.
Teal'c: t squeaky voice It appears we have sprung a leak.
Jack: t squeaky voice You think?
Hee, I'm loving everyone offering their own advice on farting. We are awesome.
I totally passed gas just reading the conversation. /tipsy tmi
My friend/former coworker is here staying with me and going to a conference, and we went out for dinner and drinks with another friend/former coworker who is still at MFC. Man, the more we talk, the more bizarre/incompetent/sketchy shit comes to light. You can't make this stuff up, I swear. Like, the ED got a head injury while on a work trip with the COO (a convicted bank fraud felon, for those not playing along in Natter), and that's when he got so powerful, and we're more than half seriously speculating that he hit her on the head and is taking advantage of her brain damage. IDEK.
I'ma say it again. Best. Layoff. Ever.
Netflix upped their prices. Grrr. $1 more per month and 1less DVD at a time. Grrr.
Wow, Smonster, that's craxxy!
Why is it some days I have no trouble eating less than my diet-allotted calories, and other days I could (and um, do) eat twice the allotment? Seriously--in trying to eat 1400 calories a day (even though fitbit says I'm burning 2200) and last week on one say I ate 2800 calories. Today 1050 and I'm quite full going to sleep. Wtf? (ok yes today I ate lots more fruit and less processed stuff blah blah but I also wasn't hovering everything in sight!)
Fucktastic. I could use some ~ma Virginia-wards to my sister and her parents. Since mono has cancelled the OutwardBound/Intercept program thinks have spiralled out of control and escalated yet again and now Dad has decided that he is going to take the admitedly "drastic" step of excising her from his life. Banning her from his home, refusing to spend time with her...he somehow developed the notion that such a grand gesture would shock her into changing her outlook, improving her disposition, and stopping her lying and manipulation. He even claims that his Psych ladyfriend agrees with him...which seems like possibly a slight misinterpretation on his part. I'm not down with the idea of any Dad abandoning his already emotionally unstable daughter with the belief that it will somehow help. I've shared my thoughts with him, but he seems very commited to that course of action. *sigh*