I am FULL OF GAS. and it's rather unpleasant. Any thoughts for natural remedies?

Do the bicycle position, where you prop your hips up on your hands and lift your legs in the air, except put your feet on the floor/bed behind your head. Then relax. But keep breathing. This is the yoga position known as "Waiting to Fart".

Why does TS person think they can speak for TG, especially to TG?

I'm thinking a serious case of it's-true-for-me-therefore-it-must-be-true-for-everyone. I will stick around and watch the fireworks, but only in a lurking capacity.

it's-true-for-me-therefore-it-must-be-true-for-everyone

But...but...that's like, never true.

You know. Generally.

tummy rubs in a clock wise direction. always clockwise. and there's a yoga position called "wind releasing posture" (no joke) that's just lying on your back holding one bent knee into yr chest with the other straight out in front. then switch legs.

Hee, I'm loving everyone offering their own advice on farting. We are awesome.

Oh that's great, I didn't know there really was a yoga position called Waiting to Fart! Hilarious

Zen, I think I pulled a muscle just trying to picture getting into that position.

The only thing they found to deal with it was Rifampin, a tuberculosis medication.

Hey, that's what I'm on for my collection of medical problems!

It sure body slammed whateverthehell I had at the time, good luck!

Apparently all the real Democratic candidates beat the fake Democratic candidates in the primaries in Wisconsin today.

Who'd a thunk?

It sounded like one of Brain's plans from Pinky and the Brain.

There's a zeppelin a few miles from where I work this week. I wish I had time to go ride it.

Helium, not Hydrogen, thank goodness.

Andi and I were talking about it and now I want to have SG-1 on the thing.

Teal'c: t squeaky voice It appears we have sprung a leak.

Jack: t squeaky voice You think?