Vortex, what brenda and Sail said and I also find a combination of tums and tylenol helps.
You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
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sj - Jul 12, 2011 5:05:26 pm PDT #25302 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Steph L. - Jul 12, 2011 5:06:58 pm PDT #25303 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Here is my flash of brilliance for the day: just get the hell out of an argument between someone who is transsexual and someone who is transgender, when the TS person is soapboxing about what "transgender people" really believe.
(TS person is busy saying that TG people don't mind being mistaken for *either* gender, because gender doesn't matter to them. The TG person is, perhaps rightly so, saying, "Just because I can't afford surgery doesn't mean I want people to assume I'm the wrong gender!" I was only in there to comment on some weird academic point. So I'm getting out before there is blood. Well, you know. ONLINE blood.)
Ginger - Jul 12, 2011 5:22:24 pm PDT #25304 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Do you have any mint tea or peppermint, Vortex?
§ ita § - Jul 12, 2011 5:31:30 pm PDT #25305 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why does TS person think they can speak for TG, especially to TG?
Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2011 5:32:24 pm PDT #25306 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I am FULL OF GAS. and it's rather unpleasant. Any thoughts for natural remedies?
Do the bicycle position, where you prop your hips up on your hands and lift your legs in the air, except put your feet on the floor/bed behind your head. Then relax. But keep breathing. This is the yoga position known as "Waiting to Fart".
Steph L. - Jul 12, 2011 5:32:58 pm PDT #25307 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Why does TS person think they can speak for TG, especially to TG?
I'm thinking a serious case of it's-true-for-me-therefore-it-must-be-true-for-everyone. I will stick around and watch the fireworks, but only in a lurking capacity.
§ ita § - Jul 12, 2011 5:42:12 pm PDT #25308 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it's-true-for-me-therefore-it-must-be-true-for-everyone
But...but...that's like, never true.
You know. Generally.
erin_obscure - Jul 12, 2011 5:44:27 pm PDT #25309 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
tummy rubs in a clock wise direction. always clockwise. and there's a yoga position called "wind releasing posture" (no joke) that's just lying on your back holding one bent knee into yr chest with the other straight out in front. then switch legs.
Kate P. - Jul 12, 2011 6:14:03 pm PDT #25310 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Hee, I'm loving everyone offering their own advice on farting. We are awesome.
Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2011 6:25:36 pm PDT #25311 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Oh that's great, I didn't know there really was a yoga position called Waiting to Fart! Hilarious