Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2011 8:16:39 am PDT #25257 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Weird conversation with a coworker. We have like three people in our office getting married soon. T is coming to town next month and was joking that he's already given his okay to one fiance, and plan for this trip is to meet and vet another. But he wasn't sure he'd make the cut because " [mumble mumble] zombies and gay porn."

I really wish i hadn't missed the first part of that sentence.

(Though I did jump in and say those were marks in the plus column in my book.)


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:17:56 am PDT #25258 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Continued good luck, sj.

I. Have. WATER. ::angels sing:: Just in time for my out of town guest. Now to blitz clean as fast as I can.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:18:45 am PDT #25259 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I. Have. WATER. ::angels sing::

THANK GOD!!!


Scrappy - Jul 12, 2011 8:18:59 am PDT #25260 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hooray for water!!!!!


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:20:48 am PDT #25261 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I wasn't home when they installed the meter, but my darling neighbor just happens to have a water key. Officially, I have no idea how it got turned on.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:20:49 am PDT #25262 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Though we did just wash all the towels- your towel will be sad and lonely.


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:21:37 am PDT #25263 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aw. Poor towel. Maybe your kitty can have an affair with it.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:23:13 am PDT #25264 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

He made up with the hat!


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:27:36 am PDT #25265 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

...for now.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2011 8:42:13 am PDT #25266 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yay water!