Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:18:45 am PDT #25259 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I. Have. WATER. ::angels sing::

THANK GOD!!!


Scrappy - Jul 12, 2011 8:18:59 am PDT #25260 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hooray for water!!!!!


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:20:48 am PDT #25261 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I wasn't home when they installed the meter, but my darling neighbor just happens to have a water key. Officially, I have no idea how it got turned on.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:20:49 am PDT #25262 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Though we did just wash all the towels- your towel will be sad and lonely.


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:21:37 am PDT #25263 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aw. Poor towel. Maybe your kitty can have an affair with it.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:23:13 am PDT #25264 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

He made up with the hat!


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:27:36 am PDT #25265 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

...for now.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2011 8:42:13 am PDT #25266 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yay water!


sj - Jul 12, 2011 8:43:48 am PDT #25267 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay water!


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2011 8:46:11 am PDT #25268 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You know what's annoying? Random texts from needy acquaintances who are all "I got a vibe you were mad at me. Did I do something wrong?"

I was at a pool party Saturday, and I was pretty full-on sick, so I wasn't really Party Girl. I'm not mad at this person (I'm not really anything at this person), so if she thinks I wasn't BFF enough with her, I do not know what to tell her. Because we are not BFFs.

I mean, I'm going to reply along the lines of, hey, I'm really sick, so I was pretty subdued at the party, no mad vibes.

But, really? I hate messages like that.