Wesley: Illyria can be...difficult. Testing her might be hard without getting someone seriously hurt. Angel: We'll make Spike do it. Wesley: Good.

'Underneath'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:21:37 am PDT #25263 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aw. Poor towel. Maybe your kitty can have an affair with it.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:23:13 am PDT #25264 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

He made up with the hat!


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:27:36 am PDT #25265 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

...for now.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2011 8:42:13 am PDT #25266 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yay water!


sj - Jul 12, 2011 8:43:48 am PDT #25267 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay water!


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2011 8:46:11 am PDT #25268 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You know what's annoying? Random texts from needy acquaintances who are all "I got a vibe you were mad at me. Did I do something wrong?"

I was at a pool party Saturday, and I was pretty full-on sick, so I wasn't really Party Girl. I'm not mad at this person (I'm not really anything at this person), so if she thinks I wasn't BFF enough with her, I do not know what to tell her. Because we are not BFFs.

I mean, I'm going to reply along the lines of, hey, I'm really sick, so I was pretty subdued at the party, no mad vibes.

But, really? I hate messages like that.


Trudy Booth - Jul 12, 2011 8:52:53 am PDT #25269 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I feel ya. I object to any serious conversation in text or tweet form.

It's right up there with "Guess what!"

Dude, these exchanges are BRIEF. I am not doing this with you for an hour. I am not doing this with you in any sort of earnest. Where, when, and goofing off during meetings is the extent of appropriate thumb-typed 140 character communiqués.


Ginger - Jul 12, 2011 8:56:05 am PDT #25270 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I. Have. WATER.

Smonster has achieved 19th century technology.

Trudy, I'm so sorry about Dallas. I'm glad you have a vet you can talk to.


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2011 9:01:10 am PDT #25271 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I feel ya. I object to any serious conversation in text or tweet form.

Plus, I just hate the needy "Are you mad at meeeeee?" question, especially coming from someone I really have no relationship with beyond acquaintanceship. I mean, I know acquaintances can get mad at each other, but I don't interact with her enough for feelings to really be an issue.


Fred Pete - Jul 12, 2011 9:02:36 am PDT #25272 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay, water!