Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jul 12, 2011 8:18:59 am PDT #25260 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hooray for water!!!!!


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:20:48 am PDT #25261 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I wasn't home when they installed the meter, but my darling neighbor just happens to have a water key. Officially, I have no idea how it got turned on.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:20:49 am PDT #25262 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Though we did just wash all the towels- your towel will be sad and lonely.


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:21:37 am PDT #25263 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aw. Poor towel. Maybe your kitty can have an affair with it.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2011 8:23:13 am PDT #25264 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

He made up with the hat!


smonster - Jul 12, 2011 8:27:36 am PDT #25265 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

...for now.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2011 8:42:13 am PDT #25266 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yay water!


sj - Jul 12, 2011 8:43:48 am PDT #25267 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay water!


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2011 8:46:11 am PDT #25268 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You know what's annoying? Random texts from needy acquaintances who are all "I got a vibe you were mad at me. Did I do something wrong?"

I was at a pool party Saturday, and I was pretty full-on sick, so I wasn't really Party Girl. I'm not mad at this person (I'm not really anything at this person), so if she thinks I wasn't BFF enough with her, I do not know what to tell her. Because we are not BFFs.

I mean, I'm going to reply along the lines of, hey, I'm really sick, so I was pretty subdued at the party, no mad vibes.

But, really? I hate messages like that.


Trudy Booth - Jul 12, 2011 8:52:53 am PDT #25269 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I feel ya. I object to any serious conversation in text or tweet form.

It's right up there with "Guess what!"

Dude, these exchanges are BRIEF. I am not doing this with you for an hour. I am not doing this with you in any sort of earnest. Where, when, and goofing off during meetings is the extent of appropriate thumb-typed 140 character communiqués.