I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Sep 14, 2010 6:04:34 am PDT #2490 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Sox, I told you: The cookies are supposed to be stuck to your application with icing (not staples)! As a person who has looked at hundreds of applications for law schools, the one I remember most was from the woman who had been a baker.

Aims: Yay! Does this mean you'll be in Em's classroom?


Aims - Sep 14, 2010 6:05:29 am PDT #2491 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sparky - it could be! They need a long term sub, so if I can get into this enrollment class I need, then I should be able to be in the pool, at which point Em's teachers will request me.


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 6:09:54 am PDT #2492 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's awesome, Aims!


Aims - Sep 14, 2010 6:17:55 am PDT #2493 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It just hit me: I'm gonna be a teacher!! A real live teacher!!

Holy eff.


Dana - Sep 14, 2010 6:22:10 am PDT #2494 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have a nerve-wracking meeting coming up at 9. Anyone know a way to use typical office supplies, caffeine, and sudafed to quickly produce a tranquilize?


Jars - Sep 14, 2010 6:22:30 am PDT #2495 of 30000

Holy eff.

You won't be able to say that anymore!

Also, congratulations!


Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 6:24:08 am PDT #2496 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Anyone know a way to use typical office supplies, caffeine, and sudafed to quickly produce a tranquilize?

put a thumbtack point up in your shoe. whenever you start getting nervous, just press your toe on the thumbtack and concentrate on the pain. You won't have the mental space to be nervous.


Dana - Sep 14, 2010 6:26:31 am PDT #2497 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

...that's too hard-core for me. But remind me never to try and torture you to get the secret nuclear plans.


Jessica - Sep 14, 2010 6:27:48 am PDT #2498 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I thought that was how to beat a polygraph.


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 6:34:05 am PDT #2499 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

my 68-year-old dad got his first tattoo. ON HIS NECK. (I actually think that the tat itself looks fantastic; I just have some doubts about the placement.

Are those his initials?

They are. Like you said, just in case...