Holy eff.
You won't be able to say that anymore!
Also, congratulations!
Xander: How? What? How? Giles: Three excellent questions.
Xander/Giles ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jars - Sep 14, 2010 6:22:30 am PDT #2495 of 30000
Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 6:24:08 am PDT #2496 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Anyone know a way to use typical office supplies, caffeine, and sudafed to quickly produce a tranquilize?
put a thumbtack point up in your shoe. whenever you start getting nervous, just press your toe on the thumbtack and concentrate on the pain. You won't have the mental space to be nervous.
Dana - Sep 14, 2010 6:26:31 am PDT #2497 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
...that's too hard-core for me. But remind me never to try and torture you to get the secret nuclear plans.
Jessica - Sep 14, 2010 6:27:48 am PDT #2498 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I thought that was how to beat a polygraph.
Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 6:34:05 am PDT #2499 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
my 68-year-old dad got his first tattoo. ON HIS NECK. (I actually think that the tat itself looks fantastic; I just have some doubts about the placement.
Are those his initials?
They are. Like you said, just in case...
Calli - Sep 14, 2010 6:38:09 am PDT #2500 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
That's terrific, Aims!
I'm at work and already having a day. For some reason the minor work frictions that normally fly beneath my radar are totally up in my face today. I think I'll take myself out to lunch, and try to drown my rising tide of snark under fried wontons.
Daisy Jane - Sep 14, 2010 6:41:45 am PDT #2501 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
This morning I had to reset my password, then Outlook decided to freak out over that. Now our network is down and our issue tracking program had a hissy fit while I was doing the one bit of work I could still do.
I think I'm getting a double dose of Monday.
-t - Sep 14, 2010 6:48:33 am PDT #2502 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That is awesome, Aims! Go you.
You just need to find the cache of tranquilizer darts hidden in your office, Dana. Or is that just Jack Bauer? It's a while since I've worked in an office setting.
Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 7:01:00 am PDT #2503 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I thought that was how to beat a polygraph.
It works for that, too.
§ ita § - Sep 14, 2010 7:15:44 am PDT #2504 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It works for that, too.
I thought Mythbusters said no.