Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
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That's terrific, Aims!
I'm at work and already having a day. For some reason the minor work frictions that normally fly beneath my radar are totally up in my face today. I think I'll take myself out to lunch, and try to drown my rising tide of snark under fried wontons.
This morning I had to reset my password, then Outlook decided to freak out over that. Now our network is down and our issue tracking program had a hissy fit while I was doing the one bit of work I could still do.
I think I'm getting a double dose of Monday.
That is awesome, Aims! Go you.
You just need to find the cache of tranquilizer darts hidden in your office, Dana. Or is that just Jack Bauer? It's a while since I've worked in an office setting.
I thought that was how to beat a polygraph.
It works for that, too.
It works for that, too.
I thought Mythbusters said no.
Meeting over. I went quickly from nervous to pissed. I will be posting here from my phone in future.
It just hit me: I'm gonna be a teacher!! A real live teacher!!
The world will be a better place for it. Seriously.
"A teacher affects eternity; (s)he can never tell where his influence stops." ~ Henry Adams
A lot of coffee calms me down, but I have ADD.
I thought Mythbusters said no.
Maybe they're just not very good liars.
It came to me last night, but then today when I dropped Em off at school, I stuck around and ended up chatting with her teachers. Turns out, they need an aide in the class and they want me!! So I've done the paperwork and I'm begging to get put into an already full enrollment class. Tomorrow I go get fingerprinted. Woohoo!! I'm going to (kind of) teach!!
Aims, way to scrounge up a pitcher, water, ice, and sugar to go with the lemons life handed you the other day!
Maybe they're just not very good liars.
Oh, I'm sure Jamie could totally rock the Arthur Deitrich method of befuddling lie detector tests - or at least turn it on its ear by being equally pissed off at every question.
ETA: Ok, I looked it up, and apparently on Mythbusters, they could not beat it.
Aims, that is truly AWESOME news! Please tell me it pays too! Then it will SUPER Awesome news!