Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 6:09:54 am PDT #2492 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's awesome, Aims!


Aims - Sep 14, 2010 6:17:55 am PDT #2493 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It just hit me: I'm gonna be a teacher!! A real live teacher!!

Holy eff.


Dana - Sep 14, 2010 6:22:10 am PDT #2494 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have a nerve-wracking meeting coming up at 9. Anyone know a way to use typical office supplies, caffeine, and sudafed to quickly produce a tranquilize?


Jars - Sep 14, 2010 6:22:30 am PDT #2495 of 30000

Holy eff.

You won't be able to say that anymore!

Also, congratulations!


Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 6:24:08 am PDT #2496 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Anyone know a way to use typical office supplies, caffeine, and sudafed to quickly produce a tranquilize?

put a thumbtack point up in your shoe. whenever you start getting nervous, just press your toe on the thumbtack and concentrate on the pain. You won't have the mental space to be nervous.


Dana - Sep 14, 2010 6:26:31 am PDT #2497 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

...that's too hard-core for me. But remind me never to try and torture you to get the secret nuclear plans.


Jessica - Sep 14, 2010 6:27:48 am PDT #2498 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I thought that was how to beat a polygraph.


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 6:34:05 am PDT #2499 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

my 68-year-old dad got his first tattoo. ON HIS NECK. (I actually think that the tat itself looks fantastic; I just have some doubts about the placement.

Are those his initials?

They are. Like you said, just in case...


Calli - Sep 14, 2010 6:38:09 am PDT #2500 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's terrific, Aims!

I'm at work and already having a day. For some reason the minor work frictions that normally fly beneath my radar are totally up in my face today. I think I'll take myself out to lunch, and try to drown my rising tide of snark under fried wontons.


Daisy Jane - Sep 14, 2010 6:41:45 am PDT #2501 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This morning I had to reset my password, then Outlook decided to freak out over that. Now our network is down and our issue tracking program had a hissy fit while I was doing the one bit of work I could still do.

I think I'm getting a double dose of Monday.