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WindSparrow - Aug 27, 2010 4:05:30 am PDT #249 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

A student just emailed me, on the day that the homework is due, to ask for an extension, because he ordered the textbook online and it didn't arrive yet, and therefore he couldn't do the homework. Oh, hell no. There are around 2000 students on this campus taking this course, another several hundred in other courses that use the same textbook, and the book is on reserve in the library.

I used to wait until after I had gone to classes for a week to get my textbooks on the grounds that I wanted to see which ones I really needed before throwing money down. But I never let the profs know, and I for darn sure got any assignments in on time.

Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 4:38:46 am PDT #250 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Mostly the "just add water to the powder!" already-made-food.

Technically, instant noodles are Japanese.

Cashmere - Aug 27, 2010 4:39:07 am PDT #251 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

DH would save money by not buying a text book if he could get away with it. That never stopped him from completing assignments.

WindSparrow - Aug 27, 2010 4:53:04 am PDT #252 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Things I have done today:

  • Started a load of laundry.
  • Had eggs for breakfast.
  • Walked to the auto shop to retrieve Daniel's car for him (so I can have *my* car back).
  • Fed the cats.
  • Put laundry on the line.
  • Applied bandage to Daniel's leg (the continued formation of blisters flumoxes me).

Time, I think, for nappage.

WindSparrow - Aug 27, 2010 5:01:09 am PDT #253 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Rice-like Krisp Things:

I finally learned precisely what is in mojitos: [link] And yeah, I think I'd like to try one.

ChiKat - Aug 27, 2010 5:27:01 am PDT #254 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

WindSparrow's had a much more productive day than I:

Made a smoothie
Drove to work
Taught 1 class
Did mighty battle with our new printing/copying system (which blows) and totally lost

Yeah...

Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 5:28:10 am PDT #255 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I was going to post about the unproductive morning I've had so far, but as soon as I started to type I got sideswiped by a truckload of work! No fair!

Aims - Aug 27, 2010 5:30:35 am PDT #256 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Tino was totally driving that truckload. Assface.

Vortex - Aug 27, 2010 5:31:07 am PDT #257 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dear Appraiser Guy: Please to not be early when I stayed up until 3AM cleaning my apartment (which, to be fair, was not your fault because I stayed at M's surprise party until 12:30, then had to drive two people home). But, you were really nice, so it's cool.

My place is still cleaner than it's been in a while. Maybe I should have someone over.

Aims - Aug 27, 2010 5:31:44 am PDT #258 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would come over but I'm painting my bathroom tonight.

Paint with primer built in = love.

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