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Vortex - Aug 27, 2010 5:31:07 am PDT #257 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dear Appraiser Guy: Please to not be early when I stayed up until 3AM cleaning my apartment (which, to be fair, was not your fault because I stayed at M's surprise party until 12:30, then had to drive two people home). But, you were really nice, so it's cool.

My place is still cleaner than it's been in a while. Maybe I should have someone over.

Aims - Aug 27, 2010 5:31:44 am PDT #258 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would come over but I'm painting my bathroom tonight.

Paint with primer built in = love.

ChiKat - Aug 27, 2010 5:32:45 am PDT #259 of 30000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, it seems Vortex is having us all for supper tonight. I'll bring some wine.

billytea - Aug 27, 2010 5:33:04 am PDT #260 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I will (hopefully) be adding more in the near future, but in the meantime: my baby masters technology. [link]

Shir - Aug 27, 2010 5:35:09 am PDT #261 of 30000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Technically, instant noodles are Japanese.

Didn't quite what I had in mind, but fair enough.

And now... my darlings, I'm so very happy to report I'll have social life! this weekend. So I better get up and get ready for them.

Burrell - Aug 27, 2010 5:39:43 am PDT #262 of 30000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

As for myself, in a perfect world where I could give up coffee and chocolate, I'd do so.

See, I think in a perfect world, there would never be any reason to give up either.

signed, Drinking My Coffee Right Now

Shir - Aug 27, 2010 5:49:45 am PDT #263 of 30000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I sit corrected.

Volans - Aug 27, 2010 6:13:24 am PDT #264 of 30000

move out and draw fire

~ma for you, ND.

I'm in one of those moods where I'm just stunningly pissed at stupid people, both in my immediately vicinity and at the macro level. RAQ SMASH!!!!

tiggy - Aug 27, 2010 6:14:33 am PDT #265 of 30000

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

i'm incredibly impressed that i've managed to stay caught up with this thread since it turned over. i have nothing interesting or productive to add though.

mostly, i'm trying to look busy at work because i really don't have anything to do.

Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 6:18:52 am PDT #266 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just sneezed so hard I pulled a muscle. Stupid pregnancy.

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