We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Aug 27, 2010 5:31:44 am PDT #258 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would come over but I'm painting my bathroom tonight.

Paint with primer built in = love.


ChiKat - Aug 27, 2010 5:32:45 am PDT #259 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, it seems Vortex is having us all for supper tonight. I'll bring some wine.


billytea - Aug 27, 2010 5:33:04 am PDT #260 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I will (hopefully) be adding more in the near future, but in the meantime: my baby masters technology. [link]


Shir - Aug 27, 2010 5:35:09 am PDT #261 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Technically, instant noodles are Japanese.

Didn't quite what I had in mind, but fair enough.

And now... my darlings, I'm so very happy to report I'll have social life! this weekend. So I better get up and get ready for them.


Burrell - Aug 27, 2010 5:39:43 am PDT #262 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

As for myself, in a perfect world where I could give up coffee and chocolate, I'd do so.

See, I think in a perfect world, there would never be any reason to give up either.

signed, Drinking My Coffee Right Now


Shir - Aug 27, 2010 5:49:45 am PDT #263 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I sit corrected.


Volans - Aug 27, 2010 6:13:24 am PDT #264 of 30000
move out and draw fire

~ma for you, ND.

I'm in one of those moods where I'm just stunningly pissed at stupid people, both in my immediately vicinity and at the macro level. RAQ SMASH!!!!


tiggy - Aug 27, 2010 6:14:33 am PDT #265 of 30000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

i'm incredibly impressed that i've managed to stay caught up with this thread since it turned over. i have nothing interesting or productive to add though.

mostly, i'm trying to look busy at work because i really don't have anything to do.


Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 6:18:52 am PDT #266 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just sneezed so hard I pulled a muscle. Stupid pregnancy.


beekaytee - Aug 27, 2010 6:39:39 am PDT #267 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

When it involves food, it's astonishing how quickly they learn a routine. Seriously.)

You've learned the secret to a happy home, right there, Steph.

The critters who aren't food motivated are so very much more work.