Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 5:28:10 am PDT #255 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I was going to post about the unproductive morning I've had so far, but as soon as I started to type I got sideswiped by a truckload of work! No fair!


Aims - Aug 27, 2010 5:30:35 am PDT #256 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Tino was totally driving that truckload. Assface.


Vortex - Aug 27, 2010 5:31:07 am PDT #257 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dear Appraiser Guy: Please to not be early when I stayed up until 3AM cleaning my apartment (which, to be fair, was not your fault because I stayed at M's surprise party until 12:30, then had to drive two people home). But, you were really nice, so it's cool.

My place is still cleaner than it's been in a while. Maybe I should have someone over.


Aims - Aug 27, 2010 5:31:44 am PDT #258 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would come over but I'm painting my bathroom tonight.

Paint with primer built in = love.


ChiKat - Aug 27, 2010 5:32:45 am PDT #259 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, it seems Vortex is having us all for supper tonight. I'll bring some wine.


billytea - Aug 27, 2010 5:33:04 am PDT #260 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I will (hopefully) be adding more in the near future, but in the meantime: my baby masters technology. [link]


Shir - Aug 27, 2010 5:35:09 am PDT #261 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Technically, instant noodles are Japanese.

Didn't quite what I had in mind, but fair enough.

And now... my darlings, I'm so very happy to report I'll have social life! this weekend. So I better get up and get ready for them.


Burrell - Aug 27, 2010 5:39:43 am PDT #262 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

As for myself, in a perfect world where I could give up coffee and chocolate, I'd do so.

See, I think in a perfect world, there would never be any reason to give up either.

signed, Drinking My Coffee Right Now


Shir - Aug 27, 2010 5:49:45 am PDT #263 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I sit corrected.


Volans - Aug 27, 2010 6:13:24 am PDT #264 of 30000
move out and draw fire

~ma for you, ND.

I'm in one of those moods where I'm just stunningly pissed at stupid people, both in my immediately vicinity and at the macro level. RAQ SMASH!!!!