Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 26, 2010 7:35:25 pm PDT #241 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

It's gotta be consistent.

All 4 pets know that when I start setting up the coffeemaker in the evening that T-R-E-A-T-S are imminent, and within 20 seconds of me starting the process, a minimum of 3 furry critters are suddenly in the kitchen.

(The routine started because I would go in the kitchen to make lunch and set up the coffeemaker, and take the opportunity to send the dogs out for one last potty trip. When they came in, I'd give them a treat. And then I felt guilty that the dogs were getting a treat but the cats weren't, so I started giving the cats a treat at the same time.

When it involves food, it's astonishing how quickly they learn a routine. Seriously.)


Shir - Aug 26, 2010 11:55:48 pm PDT #242 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Much, much health~ma to Drew, and also to Connie's sister. The only thing I experienced in the abdominal area was cured easily by Dicyclomine 3-4 times in my life, but the pain brought tears to my eyes. And I was lucky my dad had the same problem before, so I could take it after the first time (which I had to suck in, sadly). Since then, even though I didn't have this problem in 4 years (oh, stress induced pains. I hate thee), I still have few pills in my wallet, just in case.

"Maybe this time you'll feed me!"

Once again, I read it in Zoidberg's voice.

As for American food: it still confuses me. Mostly the "just add water to the powder!" already-made-food. Not to mention the deep fried ice cream, or all of the flavors of ice cream. As for myself, in a perfect world where I could give up coffee and chocolate, I'd do so. Actually, I'm thinking about giving up coffee for local tea. But chocolate... chocolate is why I'm not vegan, just vegetarian. I can't give up that.


erin_obscure - Aug 27, 2010 12:32:31 am PDT #243 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

plenty of chocolate is vegan, as long as you stick with the dark, dairy free stuff :)


Shir - Aug 27, 2010 1:01:47 am PDT #244 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I know. But unless it's for cooking and baking, I'm a milk-chocolate person, myself.


Shir - Aug 27, 2010 2:01:27 am PDT #245 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Right now, on my TV: someone chose for the first round of specialised questions on Mastermind the subject of BtVS! I knew I'll like her, just based on the pantyhose she was wearing.


Cashmere - Aug 27, 2010 3:35:09 am PDT #246 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Drew, lots of ~ma for your doctor's appointment. I hope they can figure out what's wrong and you're feeling better without a lot of stress or pain.


Hil R. - Aug 27, 2010 3:50:09 am PDT #247 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A student just emailed me, on the day that the homework is due, to ask for an extension, because he ordered the textbook online and it didn't arrive yet, and therefore he couldn't do the homework. Oh, hell no. There are around 2000 students on this campus taking this course, another several hundred in other courses that use the same textbook, and the book is on reserve in the library.


hippocampus - Aug 27, 2010 4:00:11 am PDT #248 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

The internets ate his homework!


WindSparrow - Aug 27, 2010 4:05:30 am PDT #249 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

A student just emailed me, on the day that the homework is due, to ask for an extension, because he ordered the textbook online and it didn't arrive yet, and therefore he couldn't do the homework. Oh, hell no. There are around 2000 students on this campus taking this course, another several hundred in other courses that use the same textbook, and the book is on reserve in the library.

I used to wait until after I had gone to classes for a week to get my textbooks on the grounds that I wanted to see which ones I really needed before throwing money down. But I never let the profs know, and I for darn sure got any assignments in on time.


Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 4:38:46 am PDT #250 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Mostly the "just add water to the powder!" already-made-food.

Technically, instant noodles are Japanese.