Outside is sometimes an option. Caution: deck chairs are not designed to hold two people.
Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.
Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jun 18, 2011 3:07:42 pm PDT #23623 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Scrappy - Jun 18, 2011 3:11:39 pm PDT #23624 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sex is fun at other people's places. Except NOT my mom's, as the guest bedroom is right next door to her bedroom and the walls are paper thin. Anywhere else is fair game. Besides, trying to be all quiet and restrained kinda adds to the hotness.
Calli - Jun 18, 2011 3:12:21 pm PDT #23625 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I've never house-sat at a time when I was sexually involved with someone. So it didn't come up. While I might have sex in the guest bed (or whatever) if I was house sitting for a while, I'd probably wash the sheets before leaving.
Laga - Jun 18, 2011 3:35:54 pm PDT #23626 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I always offer to wash the sheets whether there was sex or not.
Scrappy - Jun 18, 2011 3:57:44 pm PDT #23627 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I always wash the sheets and the towels. Doesn't everyone?
Calli - Jun 18, 2011 4:00:34 pm PDT #23628 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In previous house-sittings the owners asked me to put the sheets and towels in the hamper.
meara - Jun 18, 2011 4:38:14 pm PDT #23629 of 30000
I was about to say I hadn't ever been a guest with a partner, and then remember I did once. Only once. And yes, we had sex (...pretty darn good, memorable sex!). But in my friend's long condo, the guest room was right at the front door, and her room was all the way on the other end of the house.
sj - Jun 18, 2011 5:31:15 pm PDT #23630 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I would suggest this rather than plastic wrap to protect your mattress. They're water proof and can't be felt under a mattress pad.
I never house sat.
Vortex - Jun 18, 2011 5:45:51 pm PDT #23631 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm with ita, I'd have sex on the couch, but not in the bed.
Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 5:57:33 pm PDT #23632 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
See, it's almost better to have sex on the bed, because the linens can be laundered, whereas on the couch if there's any unexpected...extraneous fluid, it would need spot cleaning!
I used to never have houseguest sex, but we're on the road so much it's almost inevitable at this point. For a while I refused to when we were staying with my folks, because I think with our lack of children, they are still in denial that we ever have sex, but I'm over it at this point.