I was about to say I hadn't ever been a guest with a partner, and then remember I did once. Only once. And yes, we had sex (...pretty darn good, memorable sex!). But in my friend's long condo, the guest room was right at the front door, and her room was all the way on the other end of the house.

I would suggest this rather than plastic wrap to protect your mattress. They're water proof and can't be felt under a mattress pad.

I never house sat.

I'm with ita, I'd have sex on the couch, but not in the bed.

See, it's almost better to have sex on the bed, because the linens can be laundered, whereas on the couch if there's any unexpected...extraneous fluid, it would need spot cleaning!

I used to never have houseguest sex, but we're on the road so much it's almost inevitable at this point. For a while I refused to when we were staying with my folks, because I think with our lack of children, they are still in denial that we ever have sex, but I'm over it at this point.

See, it's almost better to have sex on the bed, because the linens can be laundered, whereas on the couch if there's any unexpected...extraneous fluid, it would need spot cleaning!

This! I would much rather houseguests/sitters had sex on my bed and laundered the sheets than had sex on my couch!

No sex on the couch has actually been a roommate rule, when I've had roommates.

I always wash the sheets and the towels. Doesn't everyone?

Yep! That just makes good sense.

Yeah, I don't have an issue with house guests having sex on the bed, but on my couch I don't consider cool. It's much more difficult to clean a couch.

Breaking into the sex while housesitting discussion to mention that I performed my first dance showcase in costume (gold is so NOT my color, but the costume itself was nice). I stunned my children (always good) and after the performance had a lovely older lady approach my teacher and me to ask if we were instructors.

Seeing as I was nearly swallowing my tongue, my instructor fielded that question. *snicker*

I had to ask my last housesitter to not smoke pot at my place.

We have a "no smoking" rule in the apt. and I had to bust one roommate on it a few months ago. Personally I could care less about a little weed, but since the rule isn't "no smoking except occasional weed" I figured I'd just keep things simple.

I always wash the sheets and the towels. Doesn't everyone?

Yep! That just makes good sense.

I don't, but that's honestly because the basement is the pit of hell, and I don't want to ask the housesitter to go down there if he doesn't need to. Also, I like washing sheets and towels and folding them when they're dry. I'm a freak.

ION, my back is tweak-y from WAY too much housecleaning yesterday and today. Like, scrubbing behind the toilet on my hands and knees, etc. But we're leaving for vacation Friday and our usual level of housekeeping is revolting, so we clean like there's a gun to our heads when we know the housesitter will be here.

We *could* just, y'know, actually adhere to a regular schedule of cleaning so that the once-a-year freakout baseboard-scrubbing, wall-scrubbing, behind-the-toilet-scrubbing frenzy didn't have to occur. But we are lazy slatterns.

Anyway, tweak-y back. Thank goodness for leftover flexiril.