Your foot problems might be relieved by kicking the shit out of some people at Kaiser.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - May 18, 2011 12:02:54 pm PDT #21634 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
amyth - May 18, 2011 12:50:09 pm PDT #21635 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Health ~ma to your family, Tep.
Vortex, if you come down here for a late birthday celebration, we'll have the best time! I have an almost-full bottle of Fernet. It's no North Beach, but we can do some damage.
smonster, we missed you at the company picnic today. I invited Chris M. and Jessica O'H. to your going away party. Hope that's okay. They were asking about you. Get this: someone broke their ankle falling off the Segway. THAT FUCKING SEGWAY. I want to hide it where no one will ever find it.
Toddson - May 18, 2011 1:05:21 pm PDT #21636 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
death to the Segways!
amyth - May 18, 2011 1:15:12 pm PDT #21637 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
It's my nemesis.
Vortex - May 18, 2011 2:49:22 pm PDT #21638 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Har:
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
brenda m - May 18, 2011 4:28:46 pm PDT #21639 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's my nemesis.
Toddson's too, IIRC.
smonster - May 18, 2011 5:14:17 pm PDT #21640 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Has anyone had this recently that was offered anything more magical, like cortisone?
My mom has it and swears by Keen shoes. Also, she rolls her foot on a can of beans, or something. I'll ask her what else she does.
amyth, sorry I missed it! I overslept this morning and it fucked my whole day. I actually ran into Pat at the CVS getting cold medicine, poor thing. Of course it's fine you invited Jessica and Chris! I should make a list of peeps to invite. Jill C and Pat and Anna W and Diane G and Brian and Laura C and Debbie B and, uh, I'm sure lots more. You know who I like.
I fed the baby goats tonight and stayed for dinner. ZOMG. Grilled venison, potato salad, green salad, white wine, and of course, goat cheese. They gave me half a small wheel of Sancerre and it is DIVINE, plus another couple small aged rounds. No, really. Best. Layoff. EVER. And now I have to go to bed, because I have to leave to go feed them again in 8 hrs.
smonster - May 18, 2011 5:15:09 pm PDT #21641 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Goat cheese: that fucking Segway pisses me off so badly. IN NO WAY SUSTAINABLE, DAMN. Who was it who broke their ankle, anyone we know?
meara - May 18, 2011 5:43:18 pm PDT #21642 of 30000
How did you get involved with the baby goats, smonster? It sounds awesome!!
I just exchanged my old sodastream canister for a new one. MOAR BUBBLEZ, PLZ.
amych - May 18, 2011 5:43:46 pm PDT #21643 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
smonster, I've been meaning to ask: which dairy?