Health ~ma to your family, Tep.
Vortex, if you come down here for a late birthday celebration, we'll have the best time! I have an almost-full bottle of Fernet. It's no North Beach, but we can do some damage.
smonster, we missed you at the company picnic today. I invited Chris M. and Jessica O'H. to your going away party. Hope that's okay. They were asking about you. Get this: someone broke their ankle falling off the Segway. THAT FUCKING SEGWAY. I want to hide it where no one will ever find it.
Has anyone had this recently that was offered anything more magical, like cortisone?
My mom has it and swears by Keen shoes. Also, she rolls her foot on a can of beans, or something. I'll ask her what else she does.
amyth, sorry I missed it! I overslept this morning and it fucked my whole day. I actually ran into Pat at the CVS getting cold medicine, poor thing. Of course it's fine you invited Jessica and Chris! I should make a list of peeps to invite. Jill C and Pat and Anna W and Diane G and Brian and Laura C and Debbie B and, uh, I'm sure lots more. You know who I like.
I fed the baby goats tonight and stayed for dinner. ZOMG. Grilled venison, potato salad, green salad, white wine, and of course, goat cheese. They gave me half a small wheel of Sancerre and it is DIVINE, plus another couple small aged rounds. No, really. Best. Layoff. EVER. And now I have to go to bed, because I have to leave to go feed them again in 8 hrs.
Goat cheese: that fucking Segway pisses me off so badly. IN NO WAY SUSTAINABLE, DAMN. Who was it who broke their ankle, anyone we know?
How did you get involved with the baby goats, smonster? It sounds awesome!!
I just exchanged my old sodastream canister for a new one. MOAR BUBBLEZ, PLZ.
smonster, I've been meaning to ask: which dairy?
Oh yeah, I think I already invited Brian. I invite him to everything. I told him his Segway killed someone, because he wasn't there when it happened, and he hates it as much as I do.
I don't know the guy, but I saw it happen. Surprise ending: Segway runs over his ankle, breaks it, he goes to hospital, gets a cast, COMES BACK TO PICNIC IN AFTERNOON. Whut. I guess he rilly wanted banana pudding.