Har:
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - May 18, 2011 2:49:22 pm PDT #21638 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
brenda m - May 18, 2011 4:28:46 pm PDT #21639 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's my nemesis.
Toddson's too, IIRC.
smonster - May 18, 2011 5:14:17 pm PDT #21640 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Has anyone had this recently that was offered anything more magical, like cortisone?
My mom has it and swears by Keen shoes. Also, she rolls her foot on a can of beans, or something. I'll ask her what else she does.
amyth, sorry I missed it! I overslept this morning and it fucked my whole day. I actually ran into Pat at the CVS getting cold medicine, poor thing. Of course it's fine you invited Jessica and Chris! I should make a list of peeps to invite. Jill C and Pat and Anna W and Diane G and Brian and Laura C and Debbie B and, uh, I'm sure lots more. You know who I like.
I fed the baby goats tonight and stayed for dinner. ZOMG. Grilled venison, potato salad, green salad, white wine, and of course, goat cheese. They gave me half a small wheel of Sancerre and it is DIVINE, plus another couple small aged rounds. No, really. Best. Layoff. EVER. And now I have to go to bed, because I have to leave to go feed them again in 8 hrs.
smonster - May 18, 2011 5:15:09 pm PDT #21641 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Goat cheese: that fucking Segway pisses me off so badly. IN NO WAY SUSTAINABLE, DAMN. Who was it who broke their ankle, anyone we know?
meara - May 18, 2011 5:43:18 pm PDT #21642 of 30000
How did you get involved with the baby goats, smonster? It sounds awesome!!
I just exchanged my old sodastream canister for a new one. MOAR BUBBLEZ, PLZ.
amych - May 18, 2011 5:43:46 pm PDT #21643 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
smonster, I've been meaning to ask: which dairy?
amyth - May 18, 2011 5:50:23 pm PDT #21644 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Oh yeah, I think I already invited Brian. I invite him to everything. I told him his Segway killed someone, because he wasn't there when it happened, and he hates it as much as I do.
I don't know the guy, but I saw it happen. Surprise ending: Segway runs over his ankle, breaks it, he goes to hospital, gets a cast, COMES BACK TO PICNIC IN AFTERNOON. Whut. I guess he rilly wanted banana pudding.
Liese S. - May 18, 2011 5:58:35 pm PDT #21645 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
MOAR BUBBLEZ, PLZ.
Ooh, I need to do this.
Segway office ankle breaking sounds like a Mad Men plot. With less blood, I guess. I suppose ankle breaking is better than getting run over by a lawnmower.
smonster - May 18, 2011 6:06:35 pm PDT #21646 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
meara, my dad buys their cheese at his farmer's market, and got on their email newsletter. They were looking for baby goat feeders, he forwarded it to me. If I don't find work right away in NOLA, I am totes finding a farm to volunteer at. Because they feed you, and it is awesome. I'm taking Frankie with me in the morning.
amyth - Prodigal Farm - [link]
Segway office ankle breaking sounds like a Mad Men plot.
Or The Office.
Wait, it RAN OVER his ankle? Was someone else on it, or was he trying to hop off? Oy. Also - mmm, banana pudding.
amych - May 18, 2011 6:09:04 pm PDT #21647 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
awesome! I follow their boy/girl goat counts on fb, and of course fangirl the hell out of their cheeeeeese.