Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amyth - May 18, 2011 5:50:23 pm PDT #21644 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh yeah, I think I already invited Brian. I invite him to everything. I told him his Segway killed someone, because he wasn't there when it happened, and he hates it as much as I do.

I don't know the guy, but I saw it happen. Surprise ending: Segway runs over his ankle, breaks it, he goes to hospital, gets a cast, COMES BACK TO PICNIC IN AFTERNOON. Whut. I guess he rilly wanted banana pudding.


Liese S. - May 18, 2011 5:58:35 pm PDT #21645 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

MOAR BUBBLEZ, PLZ.

Ooh, I need to do this.

Segway office ankle breaking sounds like a Mad Men plot. With less blood, I guess. I suppose ankle breaking is better than getting run over by a lawnmower.


smonster - May 18, 2011 6:06:35 pm PDT #21646 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

meara, my dad buys their cheese at his farmer's market, and got on their email newsletter. They were looking for baby goat feeders, he forwarded it to me. If I don't find work right away in NOLA, I am totes finding a farm to volunteer at. Because they feed you, and it is awesome. I'm taking Frankie with me in the morning.

amyth - Prodigal Farm - [link]

Segway office ankle breaking sounds like a Mad Men plot.

Or The Office.

Wait, it RAN OVER his ankle? Was someone else on it, or was he trying to hop off? Oy. Also - mmm, banana pudding.


amych - May 18, 2011 6:09:04 pm PDT #21647 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

awesome! I follow their boy/girl goat counts on fb, and of course fangirl the hell out of their cheeeeeese.


smonster - May 18, 2011 6:16:43 pm PDT #21648 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

OMG, I confused amych and amyth. I blame speed reading. amych, have you had the aged cheese? GET IT.


amyth - May 18, 2011 6:27:50 pm PDT #21649 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

He was trying to hop off, and it ran over his ankle.

If we put it in the back of our cage, it would be like the Ark of the Covenant. It would never be seen again.


WindSparrow - May 18, 2011 6:42:06 pm PDT #21650 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

But my family needs to JUST STAY HEALTHY DAMN IT.

Hear, hear!

Also, much Har Har Har to the Har that Vortex posted.


Cass - May 18, 2011 6:57:02 pm PDT #21651 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

MOAR BUBBLEZ, PLZ.

Ooh, I need to do this.

Me too. I installed my last full canister the other night. I NEED BACKUPS, PEOPLE. Bubbly backups.


DCJensen - May 18, 2011 7:04:27 pm PDT #21652 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

CDC Helps you prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse


Hil R. - May 18, 2011 8:46:42 pm PDT #21653 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Can't sleep. There's been thunder and lightning for about an hour now. Rain for probably six hours or so. Forecast says rain tomorrow and rain Friday. There's really nowhere left for all this water to go.