Anyone wanna date me? I also like pina coladas, walks in the rain, and making love at midnight.

I'm sorry, Erin. I love to laugh, but I only like mojitos, walks in the sunshine, and making love at a decent hour. Our love can never be.

Hah--for some reason this brings to mind an image of a rogue wedding, hit and run style, held literally within sight of a church.

Damn. Now I want to do that. Shame about that country house in the middle of nowhere whose grounds we've hired.

I think that's even worse than the guy who answered that question with "Twilight."

Words. They fail me.

I've got potatoes boiling and onions frying. My kitchen smells like old-fashioned food. Like my grandmother's apartment. I like it.

Yes, I know it's petty, but I am so tired of reading it. It's just not some special personal trait, you know? (I kind of want to change my profile now to indicate that I will shiv anyone who tries to make me smile.)

♥ Never change, Steph!

How COULD you be so picky and heartless?!

I know, right? Also, my profile says nothing about loving to laugh, so clearly I'm humorless, too.

Tep, you know, you have a point. Although, considering the things I laugh *at*, the sample size is probably smaller. But I suppose I bypass that particular set of buzzwords without much comment. Personal peeve: the guy(women NEVER do this,) who uses his profile to write that he's too cool to write profiles. I guess *I'm* too cool to read anymore,

Gronk! I had a terrible time falling asleep last night because of a headache. So, I slept until almost 1:00 pm.

This day is a waste of a day off. The headache is trying to come back and I feel sick to my stomach, too. Bah!

I say I love to laugh. Because I do.

Nonian, I`ve done that! The only one worse is putting on your glasses to look for your glasses. But I don`t do that one since I`m so blind that if I can see to make it out of the room, I must have them on.

I once looked for my glasses, only to slowly realize that there was a very good reason that I could see so well while I was looking... so, yeah, BRANEFAIL.

Anyone wanna date me? I also like pina coladas, walks in the rain, and making love at midnight.

I'm not into yoga, and I do have half a brain. Also I'm heartened to see you excluded the bit about the dunes on the Cape, because while I'm not picky about what time I make love, the location sounds rather like an opportunity to get sand in places I really don't want sand.

Hey, Seska, I'm glad you survived Easter Sunday.

Question about lady-parts stuff: I've got an appointment with a gynecologist this week. If my period is even remotely on schedule, I'm going to be getting my period that day. Can I still have the checkup and pap smear and everything, or am I supposed to change the appointment?