I've got potatoes boiling and onions frying. My kitchen smells like old-fashioned food. Like my grandmother's apartment. I like it.

Yes, I know it's petty, but I am so tired of reading it. It's just not some special personal trait, you know? (I kind of want to change my profile now to indicate that I will shiv anyone who tries to make me smile.)

♥ Never change, Steph!

How COULD you be so picky and heartless?!

I know, right? Also, my profile says nothing about loving to laugh, so clearly I'm humorless, too.

Tep, you know, you have a point. Although, considering the things I laugh *at*, the sample size is probably smaller. But I suppose I bypass that particular set of buzzwords without much comment. Personal peeve: the guy(women NEVER do this,) who uses his profile to write that he's too cool to write profiles. I guess *I'm* too cool to read anymore,

Gronk! I had a terrible time falling asleep last night because of a headache. So, I slept until almost 1:00 pm.

This day is a waste of a day off. The headache is trying to come back and I feel sick to my stomach, too. Bah!

I say I love to laugh. Because I do.

Nonian, I`ve done that! The only one worse is putting on your glasses to look for your glasses. But I don`t do that one since I`m so blind that if I can see to make it out of the room, I must have them on.

I once looked for my glasses, only to slowly realize that there was a very good reason that I could see so well while I was looking... so, yeah, BRANEFAIL.

Anyone wanna date me? I also like pina coladas, walks in the rain, and making love at midnight.

I'm not into yoga, and I do have half a brain. Also I'm heartened to see you excluded the bit about the dunes on the Cape, because while I'm not picky about what time I make love, the location sounds rather like an opportunity to get sand in places I really don't want sand.

Hey, Seska, I'm glad you survived Easter Sunday.

Question about lady-parts stuff: I've got an appointment with a gynecologist this week. If my period is even remotely on schedule, I'm going to be getting my period that day. Can I still have the checkup and pap smear and everything, or am I supposed to change the appointment?

Hil, i've had appts during but only for emergency situations or where that is the problem. Plus, things are more likely to hurt right about then. Might be best to reschedule if you can.

Happy easter folks! I'm not even vaguely christian anymore but i love the old Eoster traditions like decorating and hiding eggs. Love seeing all the pics of kids decorating eggs. so much love and joy.

sadly, no one brought treats to work. But that's ok, cuz i have fruit and candy with me (just in case) and just set up a family disturbance where the assault weapon of choice was a pint of strawberries. No, really, asslt by strawberries. I bet it looked worse than it felt.

And just bought new glasses! 2 new full sets with anti glare coating plus shipping for under $40. I do love Zenni optical. I kinda hate my current pair of silver wire frames. I thought they'd look invisible, but instead they make me look exhausted. Decided to go back to classis black wire half-rims AND some funky chunky black and burgundy frames. When they're less than $10, i feel like i can splurge and try something entirely new and unexpected.