You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Apr 24, 2011 9:28:55 am PDT #20392 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Hah--for some reason this brings to mind an image of a rogue wedding, hit and run style, held literally within sight of a church.

Damn. Now I want to do that. Shame about that country house in the middle of nowhere whose grounds we've hired.

I think that's even worse than the guy who answered that question with "Twilight."

Words. They fail me.


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2011 10:16:35 am PDT #20393 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've got potatoes boiling and onions frying. My kitchen smells like old-fashioned food. Like my grandmother's apartment. I like it.


quester - Apr 24, 2011 10:17:31 am PDT #20394 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Yes, I know it's petty, but I am so tired of reading it. It's just not some special personal trait, you know? (I kind of want to change my profile now to indicate that I will shiv anyone who tries to make me smile.)

♥ Never change, Steph!


Calli - Apr 24, 2011 10:25:04 am PDT #20395 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

How COULD you be so picky and heartless?!

I know, right? Also, my profile says nothing about loving to laugh, so clearly I'm humorless, too.


erikaj - Apr 24, 2011 10:25:28 am PDT #20396 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Tep, you know, you have a point. Although, considering the things I laugh *at*, the sample size is probably smaller. But I suppose I bypass that particular set of buzzwords without much comment. Personal peeve: the guy(women NEVER do this,) who uses his profile to write that he's too cool to write profiles. I guess *I'm* too cool to read anymore,


quester - Apr 24, 2011 10:32:38 am PDT #20397 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Gronk! I had a terrible time falling asleep last night because of a headache. So, I slept until almost 1:00 pm.

This day is a waste of a day off. The headache is trying to come back and I feel sick to my stomach, too. Bah!


Pix - Apr 24, 2011 11:15:25 am PDT #20398 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

I say I love to laugh. Because I do.


WindSparrow - Apr 24, 2011 12:40:21 pm PDT #20399 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Nonian, I`ve done that! The only one worse is putting on your glasses to look for your glasses. But I don`t do that one since I`m so blind that if I can see to make it out of the room, I must have them on.

I once looked for my glasses, only to slowly realize that there was a very good reason that I could see so well while I was looking... so, yeah, BRANEFAIL.

Anyone wanna date me? I also like pina coladas, walks in the rain, and making love at midnight.

I'm not into yoga, and I do have half a brain. Also I'm heartened to see you excluded the bit about the dunes on the Cape, because while I'm not picky about what time I make love, the location sounds rather like an opportunity to get sand in places I really don't want sand.

Hey, Seska, I'm glad you survived Easter Sunday.


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2011 1:00:47 pm PDT #20400 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Question about lady-parts stuff: I've got an appointment with a gynecologist this week. If my period is even remotely on schedule, I'm going to be getting my period that day. Can I still have the checkup and pap smear and everything, or am I supposed to change the appointment?


erin_obscure - Apr 24, 2011 1:04:57 pm PDT #20401 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Hil, i've had appts during but only for emergency situations or where that is the problem. Plus, things are more likely to hurt right about then. Might be best to reschedule if you can.