Oh, Calli, you obviously missed out on the love of your life! How COULD you be so picky and heartless?!
Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds. Mal: Seemed like the thing to do.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Apr 24, 2011 9:06:21 am PDT #20387 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Cashmere - Apr 24, 2011 9:09:19 am PDT #20388 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Congrats on the bout, Cash! Let's have some more details!
We came out strong in the first half--we were up over 20 points at the break. Their team had bouted before but not very many times. Their girls were bigger but not as agile as some of ours. We made it through the first half with very few penalties.
The second half they came out swinging. We took a lot of penalties (especially our jammers) which hurt bad. We blew the lead. But we figured out as we went that our jammer ref missed at least 10 points--which our coach tried to argue.
He got upset and got kicked out of the venue at the end of the bout. We lost a girl at half-time. She took a hit, several girls fell and she got kicked in the head. She ended up going to the hospital afterward. She's fine, though.
The final score was 72-80. We totally held it together as a team. We build our walls, recycled after blocking. Took some big hits and our jammers skated their hearts out.
I am still high!
§ ita § - Apr 24, 2011 9:12:10 am PDT #20389 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Some people don't care for comedy, and are too cool for school and levity. I'm not sure how you identify them by their profiles, but presumably they aren't the people that love to laugh.
Strix - Apr 24, 2011 9:19:44 am PDT #20390 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I LOVE to laugh!
Anyone wanna date me? I also like pina coladas, walks in the rain, and making love at midnight.
meara - Apr 24, 2011 9:25:01 am PDT #20391 of 30000
Anyone wanna date me? I also like pina coladas, walks in the rain, and making love at midnight.
I'm sorry, Erin. I love to laugh, but I only like mojitos, walks in the sunshine, and making love at a decent hour. Our love can never be.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Apr 24, 2011 9:28:55 am PDT #20392 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Hah--for some reason this brings to mind an image of a rogue wedding, hit and run style, held literally within sight of a church.
Damn. Now I want to do that. Shame about that country house in the middle of nowhere whose grounds we've hired.
I think that's even worse than the guy who answered that question with "Twilight."
Words. They fail me.
Hil R. - Apr 24, 2011 10:16:35 am PDT #20393 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I've got potatoes boiling and onions frying. My kitchen smells like old-fashioned food. Like my grandmother's apartment. I like it.
quester - Apr 24, 2011 10:17:31 am PDT #20394 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Yes, I know it's petty, but I am so tired of reading it. It's just not some special personal trait, you know? (I kind of want to change my profile now to indicate that I will shiv anyone who tries to make me smile.)
♥ Never change, Steph!
Calli - Apr 24, 2011 10:25:04 am PDT #20395 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
How COULD you be so picky and heartless?!
I know, right? Also, my profile says nothing about loving to laugh, so clearly I'm humorless, too.
erikaj - Apr 24, 2011 10:25:28 am PDT #20396 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Tep, you know, you have a point. Although, considering the things I laugh *at*, the sample size is probably smaller. But I suppose I bypass that particular set of buzzwords without much comment. Personal peeve: the guy(women NEVER do this,) who uses his profile to write that he's too cool to write profiles. I guess *I'm* too cool to read anymore,