I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Sep 08, 2010 9:48:42 am PDT #1710 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Lots of ~ma, Bonnie. I hope you're ok.


tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 9:51:48 am PDT #1711 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Health~ma Bonnie!


ChiKat - Sep 08, 2010 9:52:31 am PDT #1712 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{{bonny}}}

Yes, but never trendy capris.

Capris are never trendy. They are a Fashion Staple. So say I.


erikaj - Sep 08, 2010 9:53:39 am PDT #1713 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

If you have long legs they just look like you can't let go of your pants.


Scrappy - Sep 08, 2010 9:54:37 am PDT #1714 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Or the French. I hear they have an emoticon for everything.

Steve Martin reference! Smooth.


Kate P. - Sep 08, 2010 10:01:19 am PDT #1715 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Yikes, bonny! Lots of health~ma to you. Please check in when you can to let us know how you're doing.


Polter-Cow - Sep 08, 2010 10:04:13 am PDT #1716 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

{{bonny}}

I just bought a ticket to see Tosca in Budapest. For five dollars. And that's twice the cheapest price. I don't think I've seen a real opera before. I've seen a couple shorter operettas at the Berkeley Opera, but nothing famous.


Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2010 10:10:25 am PDT #1717 of 30000
brillig

I just bought a ticket to see Tosca in Budapest. For five dollars.

Envy envy envy. Tosca is my favorite opera.

I bet they won't bother with English sub/supertitles. Do you know the story at all?


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 08, 2010 10:20:14 am PDT #1718 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Huge amounts of health~ma, bonny.

Jars, in terms of the wheat-free thing, you might want to do an exclusion diet approach (but on a smaller scale). I cut out all gluten for a while. Then I added in things one at a time that have less gluten in them than wheat. Now I'm at the point where I can have small amounts of wheat if I'm careful. It can be tricky to keep going with it, but there are things that make it easier. I bought a bread maker and found a recipe for Irish soda bread that I can make with various grain flours.

Virtual happy-hugs for Sean. (Only virtual. I don't do hugs. I like seeing other people enjoying them. Not in a pervy way. Well. Probably not.)

And that story is a definitive story of Jewish humor.

I never find the humour-stories that The Girl tells me very funny. I tend to go "Where's the punchline?" and then take Serious Life Lessons from them. (Jewishness - it's possible I iz doing it wrong.)

On which note, shana tova to Jewish types! And their non-Jewish loved-ones!


Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 10:21:47 am PDT #1719 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In honor of Rosh Hashannah, I give you Old Jews Telling Jokes.