In honor of Rosh Hashannah, I give you Old Jews Telling Jokes.
Oh, look at the pretties!
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 10:21:47 am PDT #1719 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aims - Sep 08, 2010 10:27:14 am PDT #1720 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hey California types. Is it a correct statement to say, "If you are driving NORTH on the PCH, then the ocean is NOT to your right." ?
Calli - Sep 08, 2010 10:28:15 am PDT #1721 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Much health~ma, Bonny.
And Shana Tova to all who celebrate it!
P-C, that sounds like loads of fun.
Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 10:28:49 am PDT #1722 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Unless there's a switchback somewhere, Aims.
Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 10:30:48 am PDT #1723 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
It was instructive to read (semi-skimmy) the convo inspired by introversion v. extroversion. Specifically that so many people have thoughts that they're just being tolerated. I have those thoughts a lot. While I know that at least some of the time it's true (I've had people tell me that's what they were feeling about me), knowing that other people feel that way might help me believe that at least some of the time I'm just being too sensitive.
Aims - Sep 08, 2010 10:30:56 am PDT #1724 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I didn't think my 10 years in LA screwed that badly with my sense of right and left. Thanks, Spidra.
Polter-Cow - Sep 08, 2010 10:34:04 am PDT #1725 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I bet they won't bother with English sub/supertitles. Do you know the story at all?
Nope!* But I am going to get the libretto from the library so I can follow along.
*Until skimming the Wikipedia summary last night, I thought Tosca was a dude. Probably because I was thinking of Toscanini.
Laga - Sep 08, 2010 10:37:20 am PDT #1726 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
"If you are driving NORTH on the PCH, then the ocean is NOT to your right." ?
Well, first off, delete "the". Other than that you are correct. If you are driving north on PCH the ocean is on your left.
If you are driving north on LSD, the lake is on your right.
Sometimes I briefly forget which body of water I am near and think I am going the wrong way.
Aims - Sep 08, 2010 10:38:38 am PDT #1727 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I will not slap at the fic author, I will not slap at the fic author, I will not slap at the fic author.
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 10:39:45 am PDT #1728 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you are driving north on LSD, the lake is on your right.
Occasionally I'll be on the shore of Lake Michigan and get my directions reversed. Once I got on a bus going the wrong direction. It was an express bus so it took me miles in the wrong direction....
Ooh. I lived in San Francisco, where the big body of water was to the West. I can blame that on my confusion....