Health~ma Bonnie!
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 9:51:48 am PDT #1711 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ChiKat - Sep 08, 2010 9:52:31 am PDT #1712 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
{{{bonny}}}
Yes, but never trendy capris.
Capris are never trendy. They are a Fashion Staple. So say I.
erikaj - Sep 08, 2010 9:53:39 am PDT #1713 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
If you have long legs they just look like you can't let go of your pants.
Scrappy - Sep 08, 2010 9:54:37 am PDT #1714 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Or the French. I hear they have an emoticon for everything.
Steve Martin reference! Smooth.
Kate P. - Sep 08, 2010 10:01:19 am PDT #1715 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Yikes, bonny! Lots of health~ma to you. Please check in when you can to let us know how you're doing.
Polter-Cow - Sep 08, 2010 10:04:13 am PDT #1716 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
{{bonny}}
I just bought a ticket to see Tosca in Budapest. For five dollars. And that's twice the cheapest price. I don't think I've seen a real opera before. I've seen a couple shorter operettas at the Berkeley Opera, but nothing famous.
Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2010 10:10:25 am PDT #1717 of 30000
brillig
I just bought a ticket to see Tosca in Budapest. For five dollars.
Envy envy envy. Tosca is my favorite opera.
I bet they won't bother with English sub/supertitles. Do you know the story at all?
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 08, 2010 10:20:14 am PDT #1718 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Huge amounts of health~ma, bonny.
Jars, in terms of the wheat-free thing, you might want to do an exclusion diet approach (but on a smaller scale). I cut out all gluten for a while. Then I added in things one at a time that have less gluten in them than wheat. Now I'm at the point where I can have small amounts of wheat if I'm careful. It can be tricky to keep going with it, but there are things that make it easier. I bought a bread maker and found a recipe for Irish soda bread that I can make with various grain flours.
Virtual happy-hugs for Sean. (Only virtual. I don't do hugs. I like seeing other people enjoying them. Not in a pervy way. Well. Probably not.)
And that story is a definitive story of Jewish humor.
I never find the humour-stories that The Girl tells me very funny. I tend to go "Where's the punchline?" and then take Serious Life Lessons from them. (Jewishness - it's possible I iz doing it wrong.)
On which note, shana tova to Jewish types! And their non-Jewish loved-ones!
Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 10:21:47 am PDT #1719 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In honor of Rosh Hashannah, I give you Old Jews Telling Jokes.
Aims - Sep 08, 2010 10:27:14 am PDT #1720 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hey California types. Is it a correct statement to say, "If you are driving NORTH on the PCH, then the ocean is NOT to your right." ?