in about an hour, I get to be trained on how to safely drive a golf cart on campus! Woot! I know, it sounds crazy, right? But hey, if it allows me to drive the golf cart around campus, I'll do it!
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 9:46:54 am PDT #169 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hil R. - Aug 26, 2010 9:53:29 am PDT #170 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Looks like I can't go to my sort-of cousin's wedding. (We're not actually related -- my mother's sister is married to her mother's brother -- but we basically treat each other as cousins, and we were on the same alternative spring break trip to Israel a few years ago and got to know each other better.) It's a Sunday night, in Brooklyn, and I just don't think that I can go to a wedding on a Sunday night in Brooklyn and then work on Monday morning in Pennsylvania.
I have been actually productive on my day off. I planned at least one day worth of classes and did a whole bunch of housecleaning. In addition to the usual cleaning stuff, I cleaned out five years worth of splatters inside my microwave (the way the microwave was positioned in my old apartment made it impossible for me to reach inside to clean it), used wood cleaner to clean all my wood furniture, and brought my bike down to the basement, which may have been way more trouble than it was worth. Next step: vacuum the living room, then clean the bathroom, then finish the lesson plan on continuity and complain to my math friends about how this textbook uses an inconsistent definition of continuity at the endpoints of intervals.
Calli - Aug 26, 2010 9:55:22 am PDT #171 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Electricity from humidity: [link]
This would be perfect for the southeastern US, for at least 3 months of the year.
ETA: No problem, amyth. The Poodle of Doom's a sweetie.
amyth - Aug 26, 2010 10:04:02 am PDT #172 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
As is Leifur! I am honored to do his bidding.
Shir - Aug 26, 2010 10:07:16 am PDT #173 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
in about an hour, I get to be trained on how to safely drive a golf cart on campus! Woot! I know, it sounds crazy, right? But hey, if it allows me to drive the golf cart around campus, I'll do it!
I might have some ideas that involve a golf cart and some alcohol.
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 10:13:44 am PDT #174 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I might have some ideas that involve a golf cart and some alcohol.
Not with university golf carts (yikes grounds for firing maybe), but I have done that while golfing. Since I don't golf, I got to drive, and there was lots of beer... Gotta love Thanksgiving Morning golf expeditions.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 10:15:45 am PDT #175 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I know, it sounds crazy, right?
I have a scar on my right leg from a golf cart accident on campus.
Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2010 10:16:47 am PDT #176 of 30000
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I have a scar on my right leg from a golf cart accident on campus.
Did a moose bite your sister?
Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 10:17:44 am PDT #177 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Did a moose bite your sister?
If only.
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 10:26:06 am PDT #178 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Well, when put that way, doesn't sound so crazy.