Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.

'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Aug 26, 2010 9:55:22 am PDT #171 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Electricity from humidity: [link]

This would be perfect for the southeastern US, for at least 3 months of the year.

ETA: No problem, amyth. The Poodle of Doom's a sweetie.


amyth - Aug 26, 2010 10:04:02 am PDT #172 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

As is Leifur! I am honored to do his bidding.


Shir - Aug 26, 2010 10:07:16 am PDT #173 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

in about an hour, I get to be trained on how to safely drive a golf cart on campus! Woot! I know, it sounds crazy, right? But hey, if it allows me to drive the golf cart around campus, I'll do it!

I might have some ideas that involve a golf cart and some alcohol.


omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 10:13:44 am PDT #174 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I might have some ideas that involve a golf cart and some alcohol.

Not with university golf carts (yikes grounds for firing maybe), but I have done that while golfing. Since I don't golf, I got to drive, and there was lots of beer... Gotta love Thanksgiving Morning golf expeditions.


Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 10:15:45 am PDT #175 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I know, it sounds crazy, right?

I have a scar on my right leg from a golf cart accident on campus.


Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2010 10:16:47 am PDT #176 of 30000
brillig

I have a scar on my right leg from a golf cart accident on campus.

Did a moose bite your sister?


Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 10:17:44 am PDT #177 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Did a moose bite your sister?

If only.


omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 10:26:06 am PDT #178 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well, when put that way, doesn't sound so crazy.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2010 10:27:03 am PDT #179 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did a moose bite your sister?

I think in order to save typing, we can just post a code like "247" to mean the same thing as "Did a moose bite your sister?"


Shir - Aug 26, 2010 10:30:09 am PDT #180 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Comes to think about it, I have never seen a golf cart IRL. I think. Plenty of motorized carts for the elderly, but not one real golf cart.