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What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?

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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?

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omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 10:13:44 am PDT #174 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I might have some ideas that involve a golf cart and some alcohol.

Not with university golf carts (yikes grounds for firing maybe), but I have done that while golfing. Since I don't golf, I got to drive, and there was lots of beer... Gotta love Thanksgiving Morning golf expeditions.

Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 10:15:45 am PDT #175 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I know, it sounds crazy, right?

I have a scar on my right leg from a golf cart accident on campus.

Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2010 10:16:47 am PDT #176 of 30000

brillig

I have a scar on my right leg from a golf cart accident on campus.

Did a moose bite your sister?

Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 10:17:44 am PDT #177 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Did a moose bite your sister?

If only.

omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 10:26:06 am PDT #178 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well, when put that way, doesn't sound so crazy.

tommyrot - Aug 26, 2010 10:27:03 am PDT #179 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did a moose bite your sister?

I think in order to save typing, we can just post a code like "247" to mean the same thing as "Did a moose bite your sister?"

Shir - Aug 26, 2010 10:30:09 am PDT #180 of 30000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Comes to think about it, I have never seen a golf cart IRL. I think. Plenty of motorized carts for the elderly, but not one real golf cart.

Hil R. - Aug 26, 2010 10:30:18 am PDT #181 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Is there a right way to vacuum carpeted stairs? I can't figure out any way except dustbuster, and that seems like it would take forever. Also, how often to vacuum the vertical parts? And where did this urge to put contact paper on all the shelves in my kitchen come from?

Hil R. - Aug 26, 2010 10:34:40 am PDT #182 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sigh. I was trying to be all "I'm a grown-up, I have my doctorate" and I introduced myself to my students as Dr. LastName. Just got an email from a student who addressed me by my first name, spelled wrong.

Vortex - Aug 26, 2010 10:40:26 am PDT #183 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was trying to be all "I'm a grown-up, I have my doctorate" and I introduced myself to my students as Dr. LastName. Just got an email from a student who addressed me by my first name, spelled wrong.

Nip that in the bud right now. It's not you, it's them. When you respond to the student, you can say something like "Thanks for your email. In the future, please call me Dr. LastName." and then respond to their issue.

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