Did a moose bite your sister?
If only.
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 10:17:44 am PDT #177 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 10:26:06 am PDT #178 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Well, when put that way, doesn't sound so crazy.
tommyrot - Aug 26, 2010 10:27:03 am PDT #179 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did a moose bite your sister?
I think in order to save typing, we can just post a code like "247" to mean the same thing as "Did a moose bite your sister?"
Shir - Aug 26, 2010 10:30:09 am PDT #180 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Comes to think about it, I have never seen a golf cart IRL. I think. Plenty of motorized carts for the elderly, but not one real golf cart.
Hil R. - Aug 26, 2010 10:30:18 am PDT #181 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Is there a right way to vacuum carpeted stairs? I can't figure out any way except dustbuster, and that seems like it would take forever. Also, how often to vacuum the vertical parts? And where did this urge to put contact paper on all the shelves in my kitchen come from?
Hil R. - Aug 26, 2010 10:34:40 am PDT #182 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Sigh. I was trying to be all "I'm a grown-up, I have my doctorate" and I introduced myself to my students as Dr. LastName. Just got an email from a student who addressed me by my first name, spelled wrong.
Vortex - Aug 26, 2010 10:40:26 am PDT #183 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I was trying to be all "I'm a grown-up, I have my doctorate" and I introduced myself to my students as Dr. LastName. Just got an email from a student who addressed me by my first name, spelled wrong.
Nip that in the bud right now. It's not you, it's them. When you respond to the student, you can say something like "Thanks for your email. In the future, please call me Dr. LastName." and then respond to their issue.
-t - Aug 26, 2010 10:40:32 am PDT #184 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I think stairs are a job for a vacuum with a long hose attachment.
Calli - Aug 26, 2010 10:55:51 am PDT #185 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Is there a right way to vacuum carpeted stairs? I can't figure out any way except dustbuster, and that seems like it would take forever. Also, how often to vacuum the vertical parts?
People vacuum the vertical parts? Huh.
Hil R. - Aug 26, 2010 10:56:59 am PDT #186 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
People vacuum the vertical parts? Huh.
I don't know. I've never had carpeted stairs before. It seems like dust would get into the carpet there, so they ought to be vacuumed sometimes, I guess.