Ironic that he chose to say it with poo.
At least he didn't fling it at you.
And of course, someone beat me to this comment.
Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.
'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Dec 14, 2010 10:44:02 am PST #10989 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Cass - Dec 14, 2010 10:51:36 am PST #10990 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Gotta love the TSA. I'm at the same airport I was at last week. Same security line, same security folks, same items in my bag. I removed the MacBook Air this time since I got chastised last time and left my iPad in the bag, exactly as had been done on the rescreening last week. This time I get chided for not removing the iPad. It's been a long while since that's been pulled for screening. They even asked, based on the xray, if it was an iPad inside before the removed and rescreened.
I just ask, VERY NICELY, if we are taking x, y or z out today. The answer changes. I just go with it.
Ginger - Dec 14, 2010 10:56:41 am PST #10991 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
And of course, someone beat me to this comment.
Great minds...
NoiseDesign - Dec 14, 2010 10:58:27 am PST #10992 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
I just ask, VERY NICELY, if we are taking x, y or z out today.
Also a policy I usually use. Of course at MCO I got yelled at for not listening to them when I did that and for holding up the line. Basically I'm traveling enough that I'm going to run into problematic TSA officers no matter what I do.
amych - Dec 14, 2010 11:07:38 am PST #10993 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
They actually pulled me after the metal detector and swabbed my hands, that was a first.
... because of the explosive residue from your iPad?
NoiseDesign - Dec 14, 2010 11:08:27 am PST #10994 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Who knows, could have been the explosive residue from Kaylee's kibble.
Cass - Dec 14, 2010 11:14:47 am PST #10995 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Basically I'm traveling enough that I'm going to run into problematic TSA officers no matter what I do.
Even I travel enough that sometimes, yeah, it's just going to be pear-shaped. Still annoying when it happens but it's going to happen.
I don't fly again for a week. ~~jig~~
sj - Dec 14, 2010 11:39:54 am PST #10996 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
They actually pulled me after the metal detector and swabbed my hands, that was a first.
They always swab my hands and leg braces. Apparently they think my disability is an elaborate ruse.
erikaj - Dec 14, 2010 11:47:17 am PST #10997 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Go on, admit it, you're Parker. Cute, spunky, a little off, you even live in New England. I have to say, over thirty years shows a serious commitment to the long con, though. Kudos.
brenda m - Dec 14, 2010 11:50:11 am PST #10998 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
They always swab my hands and leg braces. Apparently they think my disability is an elaborate ruse.
My dad's actually happy about the new scanners because he's been getting the third degree over his artificial knee forever. Despite a long obvious scar and documentation from the VA. As he puts it, "Who knows what evil lurks in the knees of men?"