Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Dec 14, 2010 11:50:11 am PST #10998 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

They always swab my hands and leg braces. Apparently they think my disability is an elaborate ruse.

My dad's actually happy about the new scanners because he's been getting the third degree over his artificial knee forever. Despite a long obvious scar and documentation from the VA. As he puts it, "Who knows what evil lurks in the knees of men?"


erikaj - Dec 14, 2010 11:52:08 am PST #10999 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

now everyone at the airport gets treated like me. sorry. Your dad's funny, Brenda.


sj - Dec 14, 2010 12:22:58 pm PST #11000 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Go on, admit it, you're Parker. Cute, spunky, a little off, you even live in New England. I have to say, over thirty years shows a serious commitment to the long con, though. Kudos.

I wish.


NoiseDesign - Dec 14, 2010 12:31:48 pm PST #11001 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I just ask, VERY NICELY, if we are taking x, y or z out today.

Pix and I fly to Fort Lauderdale on Sunday, and we have a connection through DFW, which almost never goes as planned, so we'll see how that works out. Still, that round trip to Fort Lauderdale is where I'll finally get my miles up to MVPGold.


erikaj - Dec 14, 2010 12:44:44 pm PST #11002 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

If that company were real, we could hire ourselves out as Diversions, sj. Pretend to be lost...tell a sob story and get people to let us "For just five minutes...OMG." Stuff like that. I could drop my purse on "laundry day"...Omg, quarters everywhere. Everyone must stand and gawk. Who says I haven't got a long-range vocational goal? "Leverage and Associates"...next time some asks, I'm totally counting it...my plan will work as well as one of theirs


Cass - Dec 14, 2010 1:07:13 pm PST #11003 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

and we have a connection through DFW

My sympathies. But, hey, train ride!

Still MVP Gold does not suck on Alaska, I bet. I've never attained it.


NoiseDesign - Dec 14, 2010 1:18:18 pm PST #11004 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

It is very nice now that Alaska MVP Gold works on Delta flights.


DavidS - Dec 14, 2010 1:27:54 pm PST #11005 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

As he puts it, "Who knows what evil lurks in the knees of men?"

Heh.

So this mix of coffee, egg nog and brandy is pretty tasty on a rainy day.


erin_obscure - Dec 14, 2010 1:44:58 pm PST #11006 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Cass - Dec 14, 2010 1:46:36 pm PST #11007 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Um, tornado?