Who knows, could have been the explosive residue from Kaylee's kibble.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Basically I'm traveling enough that I'm going to run into problematic TSA officers no matter what I do.
Even I travel enough that sometimes, yeah, it's just going to be pear-shaped. Still annoying when it happens but it's going to happen.
I don't fly again for a week. ~~jig~~
They actually pulled me after the metal detector and swabbed my hands, that was a first.
They always swab my hands and leg braces. Apparently they think my disability is an elaborate ruse.
Go on, admit it, you're Parker. Cute, spunky, a little off, you even live in New England. I have to say, over thirty years shows a serious commitment to the long con, though. Kudos.
They always swab my hands and leg braces. Apparently they think my disability is an elaborate ruse.
My dad's actually happy about the new scanners because he's been getting the third degree over his artificial knee forever. Despite a long obvious scar and documentation from the VA. As he puts it, "Who knows what evil lurks in the knees of men?"
now everyone at the airport gets treated like me. sorry. Your dad's funny, Brenda.
Go on, admit it, you're Parker. Cute, spunky, a little off, you even live in New England. I have to say, over thirty years shows a serious commitment to the long con, though. Kudos.
I wish.
I just ask, VERY NICELY, if we are taking x, y or z out today.
Pix and I fly to Fort Lauderdale on Sunday, and we have a connection through DFW, which almost never goes as planned, so we'll see how that works out. Still, that round trip to Fort Lauderdale is where I'll finally get my miles up to MVPGold.
If that company were real, we could hire ourselves out as Diversions, sj. Pretend to be lost...tell a sob story and get people to let us "For just five minutes...OMG." Stuff like that. I could drop my purse on "laundry day"...Omg, quarters everywhere. Everyone must stand and gawk. Who says I haven't got a long-range vocational goal? "Leverage and Associates"...next time some asks, I'm totally counting it...my plan will work as well as one of theirs
and we have a connection through DFW
My sympathies. But, hey, train ride!
Still MVP Gold does not suck on Alaska, I bet. I've never attained it.