I was wondering if that was the pink, fizzy vodka.
Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 02, 2010 10:36:55 am PDT #1030 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Volans - Sep 02, 2010 11:09:11 am PDT #1031 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Congrats Jilli! First reader-nominated! Very cool.
Connie Neil - Sep 02, 2010 11:14:58 am PDT #1032 of 30000
brillig
Damn, the Pinky Vodka site is blocked by the work filters, because of "drugs, alcohol, tobacco". I didn't know that was a category.
Shir - Sep 02, 2010 11:21:32 am PDT #1033 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
computers? They have lots of buttons.
All there is is an off and on switch. The rest is for typing. So, as long as someone else knows how the internet actually works and make sure it'll be available for me at all times, and all I have to do is play around, as far as I'm concerned the computer and the internet works solely on magical farts of pink unicorns, which I activate every time I press this "on" button. The rest is pretty much trial and error. And poor unicorns.
I'm very tired, and probably should avoid typing. IJS.
amych - Sep 02, 2010 11:25:43 am PDT #1034 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Thank you, Shir. I am now putting "deployer of magical farts of pink unicorns" on my next resume.
Atropa - Sep 02, 2010 11:26:21 am PDT #1035 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Did we drink Pinky at the Seattle f2f?
No, that was .... Neuvo? It was a pink fizzy beverage with fruit juice and vodka in it. Pinky Vodka is straight-up vodka with essences of violet and rose.
vw bug - Sep 02, 2010 11:27:33 am PDT #1036 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
as far as I'm concerned the computer and the internet works solely on magical farts of pink unicorns, which I activate every time I press this "on" button. The rest is pretty much trial and error. And poor unicorns.
That just made my day. Thank you, Shir.
I finally got yelled at at work. I knew the day would come, but I made it well into my 12th week. Bad thing? This probably means that I'm the one who will get all the shit for the next couple of weeks. Oh, well. I'm gonna drink a lot and prepare for it this weekend.
Shir - Sep 02, 2010 11:37:48 am PDT #1037 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Thank you, Shir. I am now putting "deployer of magical farts of pink unicorns" on my next resume.
I hope I didn't offend you. I'm very much in awe of everyone who can handle these things (not to mention programing. As I mentioned on Twitter the other day, in a perfect world I would like to be a programmer and a lesbian, and sadly, this isn't a perfect world).
But I know what a DNS error is. I learned about it a month ago. And when to type the ipconfig /flushdns command. But that's about it. That's how high-tech I am, baby.
tommyrot - Sep 02, 2010 11:41:37 am PDT #1038 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I like to pretend that electrons are like pinballs in a pinball machine. So if you have a very important post, it's best to hit the Enter key hard, which will cause the electrons to bounce around more, making them more likely to get where they're supposed to go.
omnis_audis - Sep 02, 2010 11:42:31 am PDT #1039 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
:: sigh :: an hour lunch was not enough. Voice lessons still happening. Sounds like different students.