Thank you, Shir. I am now putting "deployer of magical farts of pink unicorns" on my next resume.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Sep 02, 2010 11:25:43 am PDT #1034 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Atropa - Sep 02, 2010 11:26:21 am PDT #1035 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Did we drink Pinky at the Seattle f2f?
No, that was .... Neuvo? It was a pink fizzy beverage with fruit juice and vodka in it. Pinky Vodka is straight-up vodka with essences of violet and rose.
vw bug - Sep 02, 2010 11:27:33 am PDT #1036 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
as far as I'm concerned the computer and the internet works solely on magical farts of pink unicorns, which I activate every time I press this "on" button. The rest is pretty much trial and error. And poor unicorns.
That just made my day. Thank you, Shir.
I finally got yelled at at work. I knew the day would come, but I made it well into my 12th week. Bad thing? This probably means that I'm the one who will get all the shit for the next couple of weeks. Oh, well. I'm gonna drink a lot and prepare for it this weekend.
Shir - Sep 02, 2010 11:37:48 am PDT #1037 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Thank you, Shir. I am now putting "deployer of magical farts of pink unicorns" on my next resume.
I hope I didn't offend you. I'm very much in awe of everyone who can handle these things (not to mention programing. As I mentioned on Twitter the other day, in a perfect world I would like to be a programmer and a lesbian, and sadly, this isn't a perfect world).
But I know what a DNS error is. I learned about it a month ago. And when to type the ipconfig /flushdns command. But that's about it. That's how high-tech I am, baby.
tommyrot - Sep 02, 2010 11:41:37 am PDT #1038 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I like to pretend that electrons are like pinballs in a pinball machine. So if you have a very important post, it's best to hit the Enter key hard, which will cause the electrons to bounce around more, making them more likely to get where they're supposed to go.
omnis_audis - Sep 02, 2010 11:42:31 am PDT #1039 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
:: sigh :: an hour lunch was not enough. Voice lessons still happening. Sounds like different students.
tommyrot - Sep 02, 2010 11:43:13 am PDT #1040 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Perhaps Shir's and my theory can be unified like so:
Computers are like a Pink Unicorn Magical Fart pinball machine....
Polter-Cow - Sep 02, 2010 11:44:17 am PDT #1041 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I like to pretend that electrons are like pinballs in a pinball machine. So if you have a very important post, it's best to hit the Enter key hard, which will cause the electrons to bounce around more, making them more likely to get where they're supposed to go.
HA! So that's why I do it...
omnis_audis - Sep 02, 2010 11:47:07 am PDT #1042 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Curious, how often do you need to buy a new keyboard?
Shir - Sep 02, 2010 11:54:24 am PDT #1043 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Computers are like a Pink Unicorn Magical Fart pinball machine....
I approve. That's how computers work. Don't trust the "experts". Next time your machine breaks, open up the computer and search for the tiny pink unicorns with the pinball machines that are glued to their asses. Ignore people in white coats who might try to prevent you from doing so. They're trying to make sure you'll never see the magical pink unicorns, and that's just wrong, y'know.