Thank you, Shir. I am now putting "deployer of magical farts of pink unicorns" on my next resume.
I hope I didn't offend you. I'm very much in awe of everyone who can handle these things (not to mention programing. As I mentioned on Twitter the other day, in a perfect world I would like to be a programmer and a lesbian, and sadly, this isn't a perfect world).
But I know what a DNS error is. I learned about it a month ago. And when to type the ipconfig /flushdns command. But that's about it. That's how high-tech I am, baby.
I like to pretend that electrons are like pinballs in a pinball machine. So if you have a very important post, it's best to hit the Enter key hard, which will cause the electrons to bounce around more, making them more likely to get where they're supposed to go.
:: sigh :: an hour lunch was not enough. Voice lessons still happening. Sounds like different students.
Perhaps Shir's and my theory can be unified like so:
Computers are like a Pink Unicorn Magical Fart pinball machine....
I like to pretend that electrons are like pinballs in a pinball machine. So if you have a very important post, it's best to hit the Enter key hard, which will cause the electrons to bounce around more, making them more likely to get where they're supposed to go.
HA! So that's why I do it...
Curious, how often do you need to buy a new keyboard?
Computers are like a Pink Unicorn Magical Fart pinball machine....
I approve. That's how computers work. Don't trust the "experts". Next time your machine breaks, open up the computer and search for the tiny pink unicorns with the pinball machines that are glued to their asses. Ignore people in white coats who might try to prevent you from doing so. They're trying to make sure you'll never see the magical pink unicorns, and that's just wrong, y'know.
Curious, how often do you need to buy a new keyboard?
The biggest keyboard issue I've ever had to face was cleaning out cat vomit.
Note: The key is to dry your keyboard innards thoroughly after you get the kitty puke out....
I'd like to think Shir's drunk, but I suspect this is normal for her.
Sobbed about my house for at least an hour, then went to the pub. It is all Fine. We will Complete Tomorrow. I will be Calm. OK.
Next time your machine breaks, open up the computer and search for the tiny pink unicorns with the pinball machines that are glued to their asses. Ignore people in white coats who might try to prevent you from doing so. They're trying to make sure you'll never see the magical pink unicorns, and that's just wrong, y'know.
Also, when the magic blue smoke escapes, it's Game Over, Man.
