computers? They have lots of buttons.
All there is is an off and on switch. The rest is for typing. So, as long as someone else knows how the internet actually works and make sure it'll be available for me at all times, and all I have to do is play around, as far as I'm concerned the computer and the internet works solely on magical farts of pink unicorns, which I activate every time I press this "on" button. The rest is pretty much trial and error. And poor unicorns.
I'm very tired, and probably should avoid typing. IJS.
Thank you, Shir. I am now putting "deployer of magical farts of pink unicorns" on my next resume.
Did we drink Pinky at the Seattle f2f?
No, that was .... Neuvo? It was a pink fizzy beverage with fruit juice and vodka in it. Pinky Vodka is straight-up vodka with essences of violet and rose.
as far as I'm concerned the computer and the internet works solely on magical farts of pink unicorns, which I activate every time I press this "on" button. The rest is pretty much trial and error. And poor unicorns.
That just made my day. Thank you, Shir.
I finally got yelled at at work. I knew the day would come, but I made it well into my 12th week. Bad thing? This probably means that I'm the one who will get all the shit for the next couple of weeks. Oh, well. I'm gonna drink a lot and prepare for it this weekend.
Thank you, Shir. I am now putting "deployer of magical farts of pink unicorns" on my next resume.
I hope I didn't offend you. I'm very much in awe of everyone who can handle these things (not to mention programing. As I mentioned on Twitter the other day, in a perfect world I would like to be a programmer and a lesbian, and sadly, this isn't a perfect world).
But I know what a DNS error is. I learned about it a month ago. And when to type the ipconfig /flushdns command. But that's about it. That's how high-tech I am, baby.
I like to pretend that electrons are like pinballs in a pinball machine. So if you have a very important post, it's best to hit the Enter key hard, which will cause the electrons to bounce around more, making them more likely to get where they're supposed to go.
:: sigh :: an hour lunch was not enough. Voice lessons still happening. Sounds like different students.
Perhaps Shir's and my theory can be unified like so:
Computers are like a Pink Unicorn Magical Fart pinball machine....
I like to pretend that electrons are like pinballs in a pinball machine. So if you have a very important post, it's best to hit the Enter key hard, which will cause the electrons to bounce around more, making them more likely to get where they're supposed to go.
HA! So that's why I do it...
Curious, how often do you need to buy a new keyboard?
