Caprisexual just makes it sound like you have a very narrow preference among the thirteen colonies.

It's interesting, because while I fully embrace and support people choosing their own label or none at all, it further complicates trying to quantify what segment of the population does not identify as heterosexual. I mean, can you imagine that census question? LGBTQI, for starters.

it's been a banner year for food/beverage spillage already

Clean-up on Route 66?

And perhaps for some "bi" means limiting themself by quality rather than gender. But what do I know?

I saw an interview with David Bowie once who described himself as "trisexual." The interview just kept going on and DB stopped and said, "Aren't you going to ask what 'trisexual' is?" Then he said he'd be willing to try anything.

I agree with Captain Jack Harkness.

Caprisexual

Capri means goat.

Goats can be sexy. I can't fully commit, though.

And the internets come back full circle to goatse.

I DID NOT

WTF has that got to do with goats, anyway? I've always wondered.

WTF has that got to do with goats, anyway? I've always wondered.

PLEASE NO ONE ANSWER THIS.

Capri means goat.

Wikipedia disagrees.

And says it's more likely wild boar.

Which are much sexier.

I can see how that perception can be formed if my dataset is prevalent.

See, the problem is the assumption that who you end up with has any bearing on what-sexual you are. It's not incumbent upon the bisexual population to "end up" in relationships that split 50/50 just so people can look and feel comfortable with the definition of bi. The definition is about who you feel attraction for, isn't it?

The perception is formed using faulty logic, and the dataset is pretty irrelevant at that point.

I disagree. Wild boars are not sexier than goats. Especially in capri pants.