I saw an interview with David Bowie once who described himself as "trisexual." The interview just kept going on and DB stopped and said, "Aren't you going to ask what 'trisexual' is?" Then he said he'd be willing to try anything.

I agree with Captain Jack Harkness.

Caprisexual

Capri means goat.

Goats can be sexy. I can't fully commit, though.

And the internets come back full circle to goatse.

I DID NOT

WTF has that got to do with goats, anyway? I've always wondered.

WTF has that got to do with goats, anyway? I've always wondered.

PLEASE NO ONE ANSWER THIS.

Capri means goat.

Wikipedia disagrees.

And says it's more likely wild boar.

Which are much sexier.

I can see how that perception can be formed if my dataset is prevalent.

See, the problem is the assumption that who you end up with has any bearing on what-sexual you are. It's not incumbent upon the bisexual population to "end up" in relationships that split 50/50 just so people can look and feel comfortable with the definition of bi. The definition is about who you feel attraction for, isn't it?

The perception is formed using faulty logic, and the dataset is pretty irrelevant at that point.

I disagree. Wild boars are not sexier than goats. Especially in capri pants.

I'm not arguing that the perception is logical, just that from my experience I can see how it can easily be made.

Wild boars are not sexier than goats

Okay, everyone here knows how I feel about goats, but come on people--have we not eaten both? Boar is definitely tastier.

I'm not arguing that the perception is logical, just that from my experience I can see how it can easily be made.

But I just don't get why the big gaping flaw isn't, well, a big gaping flaw.