I'm sorry your week is being so awful Teppy. Definitely extend your birthday.
In other Fricking Tino news, this morning I had an 8:10 doctor appointment at a place I'd never been, so I get to the general area the building should be about 8:00, and can't find the fucking place. At 8:08, I decide I am tired of driving in circles, so I try to call the office to see where they are, and it takes me 11 minutes to actually get someone on the phone in the office to ask them where they are, by which point they've canceled my appointment already, so now I have to go back at 11:00.
The New Yorker presents the BP "I Hate To Clean-Up" Cookbook:
Blackened Prawns
This is such a favorite with the guys on the rigs that the running joke is that our company was named after the dish!
Ingredients:
Prawns. If prawns are extinct, use chicken drumettes.
Teenager Attempts to Rob Gas Station with Caulk Gun
He was unable to persuade the gas station attendant to hand over the contents of the cash register:
Just after he walked out to a red pickup truck at a gas pump, another man — who police later identified as Jose Alejandro Romero, 17 — walked into the store with a caulk gun partially visible under a white t-shirt, the affidavit said.
The man pointed the caulk gun at Limuel and demanded money, the affidavit said.
Limuel told police he thought it was a joke when he saw the caulk gun, but the assailant continued to demand money, the affidavit said.
The man struck Limuel with the caulk gun after he could not open the cash drawer, the affidavit said, then Limuel struck back, hitting the man with a plastic trash can.
Ooh, but me! I`ll be driving through KC on my way to Indy! I think. Unless we go Tulsa way. And we`ll probably be in Dallas sometime late in the summer.
Ooh, when, Liese? You should totally call me. Gud lives in KC, too, and I think dcp is near! (Hi, dcp! Email me your addy for wedding invite!)
Cash, I would be a mite pissed, too. I've dealt with head lice clean up a couple of times when working at the shelter, and it's a LOT of work.
smonster, um. You are nicer than me. Palin is a moron, who needs some seriously painful cluesporking.
I agree with msbelle. Reschedule your birthday. Or just extend it.
absolutely. I just had my final birthday dinner on Thursday, so exactly a month after my actual birthday.
I saw a bumper sticker this morning: "Former embryo on board." It made me rethink my entire stance on abortion! And then I wanted to punch the driver in the face. And by face I mean blastula.
The most accomplished tennis player in the history of Jamaica
Huh. That makes my cousins doings look better in comparison. She's ranked in the mid-200s. Mid-100s, doubles. She toys with saying she's from Jamaica. I don't want her to. I think it's cheating.
From that article:
She sat next to Brown on Sunday, a mom with blonde hair with her dreadlocked son.
Whoa. Mindfuck.
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Man did Portugal kick North Korea's ass today.
