We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 21, 2010 7:34:25 am PDT #7916 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The New Yorker presents the BP "I Hate To Clean-Up" Cookbook:

Blackened Prawns
This is such a favorite with the guys on the rigs that the running joke is that our company was named after the dish!

Ingredients:
Prawns. If prawns are extinct, use chicken drumettes.


tommyrot - Jun 21, 2010 7:34:39 am PDT #7917 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Teenager Attempts to Rob Gas Station with Caulk Gun

He was unable to persuade the gas station attendant to hand over the contents of the cash register:

Just after he walked out to a red pickup truck at a gas pump, another man — who police later identified as Jose Alejandro Romero, 17 — walked into the store with a caulk gun partially visible under a white t-shirt, the affidavit said.

The man pointed the caulk gun at Limuel and demanded money, the affidavit said.

Limuel told police he thought it was a joke when he saw the caulk gun, but the assailant continued to demand money, the affidavit said.

The man struck Limuel with the caulk gun after he could not open the cash drawer, the affidavit said, then Limuel struck back, hitting the man with a plastic trash can.


Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 7:34:43 am PDT #7918 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ah, I see. Bummer.


Strix - Jun 21, 2010 7:35:22 am PDT #7919 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ooh, but me! I`ll be driving through KC on my way to Indy! I think. Unless we go Tulsa way. And we`ll probably be in Dallas sometime late in the summer.

Ooh, when, Liese? You should totally call me. Gud lives in KC, too, and I think dcp is near! (Hi, dcp! Email me your addy for wedding invite!)

Cash, I would be a mite pissed, too. I've dealt with head lice clean up a couple of times when working at the shelter, and it's a LOT of work.

smonster, um. You are nicer than me. Palin is a moron, who needs some seriously painful cluesporking.


Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 7:35:50 am PDT #7920 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I agree with msbelle. Reschedule your birthday. Or just extend it.

absolutely. I just had my final birthday dinner on Thursday, so exactly a month after my actual birthday.


Tom Scola - Jun 21, 2010 7:36:53 am PDT #7921 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The most accomplished tennis player in the history of Jamaica


Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2010 7:43:31 am PDT #7922 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I saw a bumper sticker this morning: "Former embryo on board." It made me rethink my entire stance on abortion! And then I wanted to punch the driver in the face. And by face I mean blastula.


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2010 7:49:22 am PDT #7923 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The most accomplished tennis player in the history of Jamaica

Huh. That makes my cousins doings look better in comparison. She's ranked in the mid-200s. Mid-100s, doubles. She toys with saying she's from Jamaica. I don't want her to. I think it's cheating.

From that article:

She sat next to Brown on Sunday, a mom with blonde hair with her dreadlocked son.

Whoa. Mindfuck.

@@.


Gudanov - Jun 21, 2010 7:51:33 am PDT #7924 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Man did Portugal kick North Korea's ass today.


Liese S. - Jun 21, 2010 8:00:19 am PDT #7925 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Next Sunday maybe? Or possibly the following Wednesday? Departure plans are currently being tempered by health. OR! We could try for the way back, at the end of July, which is a) more likely I`ll actually be taking the route through KC and b) would give us more time to figure something out. I might be in Dallas sometime late summer, too.